kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - Glasses time is serious)
Teddie ([personal profile] kingofthetvworld) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-12-21 11:07 am

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It's come to my attention that the winter holidays in this world are bearculiarly similar to Christmas, a holiday made for spending time with either a group of hot studs or your special somebody. Unlike last year, I'm sadly going to skip on the stud meeting - but please save me a slice of cake - as I'm no longer a single bear anymore.

As a lotta you are already aware, but I've been training myself mentally and physically to reach the top of the maturity ladder, and my training is telling me that I gotta prebear the most romantic date imaginable.

[Teddie's standing in one of the Agency rooms, arms behind his back. This entire time he's been wearing a pair of glasses in hopes to make himself look smarter, but seeing as he's Teddie, he only manages to make himself look more ridiculous. Behind him are a few crayon drawings taped to the wall. He smacks one of them with a small tree branch, his temporary pointing stick. It's a little difficult to make out, but anyone with a good eye might catch that it's a drawing of a familiar city.]

Now, my field research concluded that Canterloft is the most romantic destination this world has to offer.

[See, it's not spying if it's for research. But enough about past nonsense, Teddie points to the next drawing, something much more sparkly looking. It...it also looks like it's covered in glitter.]

But with the inclusion of the Sparkling Crystal Place, I'm exbeariencing a sudden case of what we in the science business like to call "a difficult choice." [The scroll pans to the corner of the room, giving a good shot at Teddie's turtle, Peek, next to another piece of paper taped to the wall. It's drawn in such a way that it's meant to look like an itty bitty chalkboard, question marks scribbled all over it. Peek herself is wearing a tiny pair of glasses, clearly representing the science business of Equestria.] I need to know if we're still allowed to go there, or if I have to come up with a new sporting event to make it all pawsible.

[The scroll then turns back to him, one paw nudging his glasses "professionally."]

Any and all opinions on this matter are appreciated, as well as any and all snacks as I am scientifically starving at the moment.

[As if on cue, his stomach proceeds to rumble, causing him to drop character and grab onto it in an overdramatic flair. The feed ends there.]
ceasetoexist: (Let's get down to business)

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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-21 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey genius dunno if you considered this in your calculations, but you know what those things need?

Money.
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-21 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

You think you have enough money from your teensy kiddy part time job saved up to afford this?
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright already! You worked hard for your money, I get it, sheesh....

Stupid bear.

[Seriously, why do you have to be so ready to cry and whine all the time like he's one to talk. Still, he's quite for a moment before he switches the conversation to private. There's someone here he can't have hear this next part.]

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Hey. There's something I gotta give you.

You know. For the dumb holiday here.
ceasetoexist: (Let's Go!)

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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-21 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah yeah save the thanks. Or you know, actually, don't. Be as grateful as possible.

[He leans out of the frame a moment before picking up a basket. A candy basket. Pooh amazing.]

I asked Bon Bon to figure out which candies were your favorite or, at least, which ones you are the most of.

[Because, at the moment, food was the one sure fire right thing he could think to get the bear.]

Though, you know. Might have a little something else for you too.
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
....Shut up. No you didn't.

[Man, you better not of, Teddie. He's going to feel unbarelabley lame if it turns out they got each other the same thing.]
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
No Peek! Don't write that down!

[Clearly Peek-chan's abilities as a secretary are very important.]

Well...we got each other the same first gift for each other. I haven't shown you part two yet.

[Because he'll be damned if he only got the exact same thing as Teddie. And, in a weird way, maybe feels just a little guilty that he hasn't gotten his only real friend here dumb bear more.]
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ceasetoexist: (All I hear is "blah blah blah")

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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Calm down, nerdbag, and listen up cause I'm going to help you with your probably doomed romantic night.

So lets say you do have the cash for the dinner and night and blah-blah-blah. But here's the thing: have you put any thought into what you're actually going to wear? Like do you actually own a suit or something yet? Like you weren't just planning to bust in there like a dumb slob, were you?

[He can't have you thinking he likes you too much Teddie. He makes sure to throw just enough vitriol in there to hopefully get Teddie riled up a little bit more.]
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Your dumb mascot suit doesn't count.
ceasetoexist: (That's a new one)

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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
....Huh. You actually have thought this out.

You're really serious about this, aren't you bear?
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[To spend your life wondering what it's liked to be loved....

There's so many ways it can go wrong. So many ways where you can become obsessive, or pitiable in your desire to get it, or deciding it just isn't worth it. That love is so ethereal and seemingly so out of your grasp you may as well act like it doesn't even exist. Because who cares. It was never for you.

Living life without an idea of what it's like to be loved is painful. Pokey knows that. And now he knows that sometimes? It can be painful knowing what it's like to be loved too. Not knowing if it'd last. Not knowing if they'd find someone better.

Not really knowing if you were ever even really worth it.

Envy was something that came naturally to Pokey. It wouldn't be a lie to say that, to some degree, he envied Teddie. It was kind of impossible for the boy not to see things in others he wished he'd had, or was, and wish to drag it out of them and into himself.

It'd only been in the last few years that'd he'd found how to try and encourage those who had those traits, instead of just entirely beat them down out of selfish greed.

He pauses for a moment, wanting to say a lot but not wanting to talk about it all at once. Not feeling it's appropriate, feeling like his tongue is lead for a moment and is just stopping up his mouth.

But, eventually, he manages to say this.]


You'll do good on it, Teddie.



So shut up.

What's something you've wanted for this dumb horse holiday?

[It's time to move on from this subject.]
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mittens? You kidding me? You're covered in fur! What do you need mittens for?
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not mine because mine are absolutely perfect but hey. If you wanted drill arms I could just make you drill arms.

[He's...he's pretty sure you don't actually get what mittens are supposed to be, but he'll stop from just crushing your dream here and now.]
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[personal profile] ceasetoexist 2014-12-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah? There's tons of cool stuff I could make. I mean, I'm not going to actually replace your arms or anything, just make like giant drills you can put over them. Maybe with laser sights or something.

Or just lasers. I dunno. Whichever you want.

[Yeah. Yeah, look how cool he is.]

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