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[adandyinspace]

Hey, what's shakin'? Name's Dandy, but you already knew that.

[WINK]

Hey! So, I got a game. Time to sit your asses down and listen up. For anyone who went on our little cosmic field trip, I need a list of names of all the GOD DAMN BASTARDS WHO YELLED AT THE FRIGGIN' DEATH HORSE SO I CAN SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE.

Bonus points if you're a cutie.

['NOTHER WINK]

Think you can do that for me? Because nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna keep me from getting back to BooBies, baby. There is no way in hell I'm letting any of you colorful horse bastards ruin what I got going so far, you hear me? You jackasses just set me back way too far, there's a damn good reason why I screen my Team Dandy members.

You, uh, failed. So yeeeaaah...

[Seriously, gonna have a loooong talk with little miss Jappleack when she gets back.]

Oh, uh, Leatherhead? Try not to make any plans this weekend, you and me are going out, baby! OH YEAH!

[Dandy outtie]

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[bigsoftie]

...why are we going out?

[Also he was one of the assholes that yelled at Calice, sorry Dandy.]

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[adandyinspace]

You and me got a play date, big guy. Found a whooooole joint filled with dog people, just like you. Whattya say? I need me a wingman, there's this Ruby chick-

[Not important.]

Well?

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[bigsoftie]

Dogs...like me?

[He doesn't care about the dating thing, but maybe he needs the distraction.]

Will they like me?

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[adandyinspace]

Are you kidding me? All I had to do was say your name, and they were wagging their tails faster than a cat strapped to a rocket. You're in, baby!

[And if he doesn't bring a Diamond Dog with him, Dandy is out.]

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[bigsoftie]

Really?

[Thinking about that makes him beam. Yay acceptance.]

Then...we can go...if you wish me to...I would like to.

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[adandyinspace]

Hell yeah, that's what I like to hear!

[Gonna score with a dog, aw yea- Okay...that sounded a lot better in his head. ...Where it still is.]

We're going as soon as they open shop, got it?

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[bigsoftie]

I will be read--they have a store?

[He's still behind in some things.]