Rainbow Dash (
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mylittlejamjar2013-04-03 12:38 pm
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Rainbow Dash always [verb]s in style
Okay, ponies, listen up! The name's Rainbow Dash! There's... probably at least one more of me out there, but that doesn't change the facts. Fact number one: I'm Ponyville's weatherpony, and that means I need a roll call from all you pegasi out there! There's a lot of responsibilities you have that you need to be aware of, so listen up! First of all: DO NOT CHANGE THE WEATHER. We are on a schedule here, people. A one-cloud rainstorm, fine. Deciding you want a sunny day when we've got downpour slated, not fine.
Second: Do not harass the flying tortoise. I'm serious. You do not want to mess with that little guy, he'll end you. Oh yeah, that goes for all you OTHER ponies too, if he's near the ground. He may or may not be a trained combat pet at this point. I'm not sure. But even if he's not, still, do not give that guy grief. Attention and respect is cool though.
Third of all, do not just make homes on clouds. Napping is fine, that's practically what they're there for, but they're not homes. Use a sensible house like a normal pony. If you need help constructing a cloud home, I'm sure Twilight has plenty of books in the library that she'd be happy to loan you.
Fourth, if you think you're fast, you're not, and I'm taking all challengers to prove it. [Rainbow winks broadly at the scroll.]
Oh yeah, and uh, if anypony shows up named...
[Rainbow stops, considers, then shakes her head.]
...Nah. Never mind.
Second: Do not harass the flying tortoise. I'm serious. You do not want to mess with that little guy, he'll end you. Oh yeah, that goes for all you OTHER ponies too, if he's near the ground. He may or may not be a trained combat pet at this point. I'm not sure. But even if he's not, still, do not give that guy grief. Attention and respect is cool though.
Third of all, do not just make homes on clouds. Napping is fine, that's practically what they're there for, but they're not homes. Use a sensible house like a normal pony. If you need help constructing a cloud home, I'm sure Twilight has plenty of books in the library that she'd be happy to loan you.
Fourth, if you think you're fast, you're not, and I'm taking all challengers to prove it. [Rainbow winks broadly at the scroll.]
Oh yeah, and uh, if anypony shows up named...
[Rainbow stops, considers, then shakes her head.]
...Nah. Never mind.
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O-Okay. We're pegasi so it just works that way for us.
[Still so strange. "I'm a pegasus." SO STRANGE.]
And we can move the clouds? Just like that. Make it rain and everything. It's that easy?
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[She's keeping a close watch on him -- panic up her could be dangerous, though if she'd thought he was the sort she wouldn't have tried it. Well... maybe not.]
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How do you do it? And how do you know the right weather to make at the right time?
[A lot at stake with the weather after all.]
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As for how? That's a couple lessons, but it's mostly pretty easy. Pushing the clouds is just like pushing anything else. After that it's just learning how to hit 'em.
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[She'll just keep talking, allowing him to get comfortable with the cloud.]
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Wally nods his head but still can't really picture it.]
Uh. Interesting...
[He glances down at the cloud and stands back up.]
So the clouds make a good resting spot. What else do I need to know about flying? Got any exercises for me?
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[She kicks the cloud beneath him, dissipating it with one sharp blow from her rear legs. Rainbow won't let him go splat, but if anything can get those instincts working...]
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That works I guess. Might be a little hard to do that exercise again now that I expect it.
[He laughs a little. Next time, he notes to himself, he'll catch himself faster.]
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[She spins a casual loop and a half around him, to end up on his other side.]
See, it's all in the instinct. A little practice and you'll be great!
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[Lucky friends with flying superpowers!]
Once I get the basics down, I want to fly fast! What's the top speed you can go RD?
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[Her grin is so confident and smug.]
I bet you've never even heard of the Sonic Rainboom.
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Nope. I'm listening...
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Nice! Just how fast do you have to be to pull it off?
[He so wants to try this thing out once he's used to flying. And of course he assumes he could fly fast enough to do it.]
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[Modesty, thy name is not Rainbow Dash.]
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[Not that he knows exactly how fast that is but he's guessing she's bragging for a reason. A part of him can't wait to show her how fast he can go- he wants to brag too but then... darn the secret identity limitations! Perhaps the pegasus body can be a cover?]
I'm pretty fast back home. I wonder what my wingpower would be. How do you measure it?
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Any chance you can show me a Sonic Rainboom?
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[She says this so matter-of-factly. Nothing can surprise Rainbow any more.]
I'm not gonna show you right now, because it's huge and not subtle at all. And I don't want any new pegasi trying to copy it and getting hurt. Once everypony's a little more used to their wings and what they can do, I'll do it.
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Any other cool moves you can show me then?
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[She flips backwards and dives for the ground, wings pumping. Just when it seems she might crash into it, she pulls up sharply to fly directly parallel to it, legs touching the ground just like she's casually walking down the field at incredible velocity.]
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