Rainbow Dash always [verb]s in style

[elementofloyalty]

Okay, ponies, listen up! The name's Rainbow Dash! There's... probably at least one more of me out there, but that doesn't change the facts. Fact number one: I'm Ponyville's weatherpony, and that means I need a roll call from all you pegasi out there! There's a lot of responsibilities you have that you need to be aware of, so listen up! First of all: DO NOT CHANGE THE WEATHER. We are on a schedule here, people. A one-cloud rainstorm, fine. Deciding you want a sunny day when we've got downpour slated, not fine.

Second: Do not harass the flying tortoise. I'm serious. You do not want to mess with that little guy, he'll end you. Oh yeah, that goes for all you OTHER ponies too, if he's near the ground. He may or may not be a trained combat pet at this point. I'm not sure. But even if he's not, still, do not give that guy grief. Attention and respect is cool though.

Third of all, do not just make homes on clouds. Napping is fine, that's practically what they're there for, but they're not homes. Use a sensible house like a normal pony. If you need help constructing a cloud home, I'm sure Twilight has plenty of books in the library that she'd be happy to loan you.

Fourth, if you think you're fast, you're not, and I'm taking all challengers to prove it. [Rainbow winks broadly at the scroll.]

Oh yeah, and uh, if anypony shows up named...

[Rainbow stops, considers, then shakes her head.]

...Nah. Never mind.

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[elementofloyalty]

[Yeah, let's just say she wouldn't be impressed and leave it at that.]

[Because her forcing her to accept her personal coaching services would end well for nopony at all.]

You ever need more help, I'm easy to find. Check the clouds. Then the tree branches, which I think you'll find are surprisingly comfortable for napping.

[tinkertytonk]

[Tree branches without sap, perhaps. He'll have to keep an eye out for that.]

Righto! I shall always be looking up when I'm searching for you then, Ms. Dash. Braces the spirits like a stiff drink, what?

[elementofloyalty]

You want drinks that brace the spirit, you wait till cider season rolls around!

[tinkertytonk]

Ah! Ms. Applejack did mention that to Vantas and me when we had a trot round her farm. I don't suppose ponies have any other sorts of liquor? I do enjoy carousing after a snootful.

[elementofloyalty]

Oh, THAT kind of bracing. Sure, but I don't touch the stuff. Athlete and all, I gotta be at my best all the time. And trust me, you do NOT want to go flying if you can't fly straight.

[tinkertytonk]

I'll keep that in mind, old girl. If I can't walk straight, don't try for any aerial manouvering. Toodle pip for now! Best I see if Vantas is needing any help about the farm for a bit.

[And if not, go curl up on a cloud.]