1st Confession: This Was Not What I Expected (Action / Visual / Action)

[kuukai]

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[ A red pegasus materializes on Monday morning in the fields outside of Ponyville and she stays there. She sits quietly, eyes closed, waiting for judgment. It's surely coming. There's only one place this can be.

... She gets bored eventually, and attacks the Pocky sitting beside her. That's when she notices she still has her soul gem. ]


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[Ponyville is later treated to a short visual message from the newcomer. Kyouko's holding the scroll... sideways. ]

Kay, what the buck are you? [ Her mouth moves wordlessly for a moment. ] Buck. BUCK. The heck? ... Heck. HECK.

Why the buck can't I curse??


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[ Kyouko goes stalking through the town shortly afterwards, randomly accosting ponies to question them. ] Hey! You!

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[twotonehoofbeast]

Because something about this place bucks with your thinkpan.

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[kuukai]

[ Kyouko nearly drops the scroll. ] Horseapples! ... BUCK. [ The censorship strikes again.

She glares at the pony as if it's his fault. Maybe it is. ] Who are you?

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[twotonehoofbeast]

Ehehehe.

Yeah, I get that bit too, its bucking terrible.
Just wait until you try to say 'anyp--' *Pause. Must concentrate to say it correctly.* '--anyone.'

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[they_call_me_sonic]

Eh?

[And there's a blue-scaled "baby" dragon relaxing on a tree, a large sword by his side.]

Yo. 'Sup?

[kuukai]

[ That's a...

Dragon? Sort of? Looks weird for a dragon.

With a huge-ass sword.

Kyouko throws her hooves up in the air. ] What is with this place?

[ And falls instantly on her face. Right. Balancing on four legs. Gotta get used to that. ]

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[etranger]

A tiny, dragon like thing peers curiously into the scroll before brightening up and scampering away, quickly returning with a small cardboard sign.

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[kuukai]

... [ Stare. ]

That's... [ If she's being honest, not worse than her own penmanship. ]

Not bad, kid. [ That's a kid, right? ]

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[neighfeni]

[And this blue mare is one of the ones unfortunate enough to be approached by the newcomer. She jumps a little at the accosting, turning to see Kyouko with a fairly surprised look on her face.]

Who, me?

[kuukai]

Duh. [ She stuffs another Pocky in her mouth and chomps on it. ] What's going on?

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[robotfightclub]

[Aggressive ponies only get aggressiveness in return.]

What?

[kuukai]

[ A meow or a hiss, she would have expected. A talking cat, not so much. ]

Uh... [ She sits back on her haunches (a weird-ass feeling), and takes out a stick of Pocky like that's what she meant to do. ] You talk.

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[bustadecapinyoass]

[Mami's eyes go wide. It's her. It's HER. Mami stares at the scroll, finned with conflicting emotions. The majority of it is despair, being reminded of her betrayal and breaking off from her. Mami doesn't know what to do? She feels the need to respond, but what does she say? ...It takes quite a while before Mami settles on something. When she pops up on the scroll, she takes a calm sip of tea before setting it down.]

There's no need to fight over territory here. There aren't any witches.

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[kuukai]

[ A lurch hits Kyouko's stomach and a hundred questions run through her head. ]

... Yeah. I sorta figured.

[ Frown. ] You still got yours? [ She holds up her soul gem. ]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

[Accosting ponies? More like Pinkie Pie accosting her as she erupts out of the nearest box of candy.]

HI! Welcome to Ponyville, here's your complimentary box of brownies! I would have gotten you one but you seem like a hungry pony to me.

[kuukai]

Geez! [ Kyouko jumps almost a foot in the air when a Pinkie emerges from her Pocky. She drops the box like a hot potato.

No, on a second inspection, the box does not have enough room inside it to contain a pony. Kyouko glares suspiciously at the pink pony, but she does accept the box. ] How'd you do that? Got a power or somethin'?

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[superstylishsquid]

*In the portion of town called the Night Market, Kyouko will come across a batpony flitting around and seemingly keeping an eye on things. When addressed, he glances down from behind a red visor.*

Yeah?

[kuukai]

Get down here, I wanna talk to you.

[ Hell if she's gonna use these wings before she's used to them. ]

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[crapfully]

[Huh. He considers this information.]

Yet another reason why this is a dreadful place to live. It's a pile of...hooey.

[He cringes. Hooey? Seriously?]

But if forces y'all to stop signing letters with unnecessarily repetitive vulgarities, it might not be entirely terrible.

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[kuukai]

It bucking sucks! Gnngh!!

[ She takes three or four Pocky and stuffs them into her mouth. Box is getting empty fast. ]

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[holyfight]

[The white unicorn with the orange mane turned to see the pegasus approaching her]

Yes? Is something wrong?

[kuukai]

Yeah. [ She reaches for her Pocky box and only finds one left. ] Clammit. [ Wince. She stuffs the Pocky in her mouth. ]

Who's in charge around here?

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[strawberryredgrave]

(Kyouko might be surprised to see that her hoof comes in contact not with another pony, but a clawed hand that catches the attack quite effortlessly.)

Now is that any way to treat your neighbors?

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko's mouth hangs open for a few moments as she stares at the dragon. It lasts until she pushes his claw roughly away and turns back to her previous pose: sitting quietly, eyes closed. ]

What do you want?

[polyturtle]

[Oh, hello.]

Yeah?

[kuukai]

[ She holds out an empty Pocky box. ] I need more of these. Where can I find some, huh?