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mylittlejamjar2014-05-04 05:04 pm
forwantofapartycannon) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-05-04 05:04 pm
Cooking Show - Visual
[The scroll was artfully adjusted as the interior of a house? was there. However when you noticed, it was actually a set crafted outside of Sugarcube Corner. Why would there be a set of--wait what's that sound?
Oh it's Pinkie. Who pours a tube of frosting into her mouth and bellows]
STUPENDOUS AMAZING PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!
[Uh oh.]
[The 'video' with music helpfully provided by Pinkie's laptopdoes it even run out of batteries anymore? was blaring as she starts holding up various ingredients.]
Today we're making Moist Chocolate Cake mother[squeak]ers!
2 CUPS FLOUR! [And the flour gets shoved into the party cannon.]
1 TEASPOON SALT! [And so on]
1 TEASPOON BAKING POWDER!
2 TEASPOONS BAKING SODA!
2 CUPS SUGAR -- BUT ADD THE WHOLE THING!
[And she shoves an entire box of sugar into the party cannon.]
1 CUP CANOLA OIL! [Pinkie pours it into the cannon as she tilts it into the air.] AND THEN ONE CUP COFFEE! BUT REMEMBER TO DRAIN IT!
[She pours half of it into her mouth, and then pours the rest into the cannon.]
1 CUP MILK! 2 EGGS! [And they go hurling into the cannon.] AND FINALLY 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT! BUT REAL VANILLA WILL DO!
[Setting up a giant bowl, she grabs the fuse.] AND NOW WE MIX!
[A deafening boom could be heard as the ingredients fly into the air and comedically fall into the bowl pre-mixed.]
HEAT UP YOUR OVEN TO 325F AND BAKE FOR 25-30 MINUTES! BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SO LETS HAVE A TIME LAPSE THING!
[The scene cuts to Pinkie playing cards with a rubber chicken in front of herself. She puts down a pair of 2s and it puts down a full house. She frowns.]
Well played Boneless 1. Well played.
[CUT TO THE SET! And Pinkie is holding tube of icing.] FROSTING! Mid-cooking snack. [And she eats the whole frosting and sort of looks really sated.] Aaaah, it's good for you!
ICING! WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE OVEN PREPARE THE ICING! 1 CUP MILK, 5 TABLESPOONS FLOUR, 1/2 CUP BUTTER SOFTENED BUT WE'LL DO TWO! 1 CUP SUGAR AND 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT!
MIX IT ALL UP! IN FAST FORWARD!
[And Pinkie blurs into motion, seemingly timelapsing even further as the cake comes out and she cools it.] AND NOW WE FROST THE CAKE!
CAKE IS SERVED EVERYPONY!
Next time, we do Nerdy Nummies.
[Pinkie OUT!]
Oh it's Pinkie. Who pours a tube of frosting into her mouth and bellows]
STUPENDOUS AMAZING PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!
[Uh oh.]
[The 'video' with music helpfully provided by Pinkie's laptop
Today we're making Moist Chocolate Cake mother[squeak]ers!
2 CUPS FLOUR! [And the flour gets shoved into the party cannon.]
1 TEASPOON SALT! [And so on]
1 TEASPOON BAKING POWDER!
2 TEASPOONS BAKING SODA!
2 CUPS SUGAR -- BUT ADD THE WHOLE THING!
[And she shoves an entire box of sugar into the party cannon.]
1 CUP CANOLA OIL! [Pinkie pours it into the cannon as she tilts it into the air.] AND THEN ONE CUP COFFEE! BUT REMEMBER TO DRAIN IT!
[She pours half of it into her mouth, and then pours the rest into the cannon.]
1 CUP MILK! 2 EGGS! [And they go hurling into the cannon.] AND FINALLY 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT! BUT REAL VANILLA WILL DO!
[Setting up a giant bowl, she grabs the fuse.] AND NOW WE MIX!
[A deafening boom could be heard as the ingredients fly into the air and comedically fall into the bowl pre-mixed.]
HEAT UP YOUR OVEN TO 325F AND BAKE FOR 25-30 MINUTES! BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SO LETS HAVE A TIME LAPSE THING!
[The scene cuts to Pinkie playing cards with a rubber chicken in front of herself. She puts down a pair of 2s and it puts down a full house. She frowns.]
Well played Boneless 1. Well played.
[CUT TO THE SET! And Pinkie is holding tube of icing.] FROSTING! Mid-cooking snack. [And she eats the whole frosting and sort of looks really sated.] Aaaah, it's good for you!
ICING! WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE OVEN PREPARE THE ICING! 1 CUP MILK, 5 TABLESPOONS FLOUR, 1/2 CUP BUTTER SOFTENED BUT WE'LL DO TWO! 1 CUP SUGAR AND 1 TEASPOON VANILLA EXTRACT!
MIX IT ALL UP! IN FAST FORWARD!
[And Pinkie blurs into motion, seemingly timelapsing even further as the cake comes out and she cools it.] AND NOW WE FROST THE CAKE!
CAKE IS SERVED EVERYPONY!
Next time, we do Nerdy Nummies.
[Pinkie OUT!]