Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta (
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mylittlejamjar2014-06-30 02:19 pm
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This is it! This is the end of everything! ('Everything' meaning the plot.) [Visual]
Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!
[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]
[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]
All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!
[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]
HYAAA HA HA HA HA --
[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]
What the hell is this crap?
...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.
I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!
[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]
[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]
All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!
[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]
HYAAA HA HA HA HA --
[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]
What the hell is this crap?
...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.
I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!
[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
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Relying on mere rumors and expecting certainty? How foolish.
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You sure as heck got the thing that you were searching Princess Celestia's dreams for.
[Because seriously, if you spent any time around the princess, you knew about her love of sweet baked goods, and that it eclipsed almost everything, save for her love for her sister and for her fellow ponies.]
Top notch, oh mighty overlord.
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S-So is anyone gonna eat those cakes...?
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Excellent work, I have to say.
No one suspects a thing.
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I think you enjoyed that a bit more than you were supposed to.
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I admit there were some...surprises here and there. In any case, everything is going according to plan.
We can meet at our normal spot for a more proper exchange.
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We were -
[Joshua stops, and then SHAKES WITH LAUGHTER, rolling out of frame.]
Oh man, oh man, we so dodged a bullet on that one.
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[WHAT THE HECK]
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[SERIOUSLY DODGED A BULLET. PHEW.]
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