badassfreakingoverlord: (damn)
Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta ([personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-06-30 02:19 pm

This is it! This is the end of everything! ('Everything' meaning the plot.) [Visual]

Hyaaaa ha ha ha ha!

[Zetta stands atop the High Library Tower of Stalliongrad. Snow blasts diagonally across the field of vision and wind whips even the Overlord's flaming mane and tail as he brandishes a box aggressively at the scroll.]

[His foes had given him a mighty fight in the Library proper, but he'd managed to teleport the box out of reach before they could steal it back from him. Uncharacteristically clever, wasn't it?]


All your efforts are in vain, Equestria! Your best fighters and your most talented... uh, Pinkie Pies... couldn't prevent me from getting my hands on -- THIS!

[With a surge of magic, the Overlord rips the box open, discarding the metal shell to hold up -- a box of heart-shaped snack cakes!!]

HYAAA HA HA HA HA --

[Absolutely silence falls, broken only by the whistling of the wind. It lasts for about half a minute.]

What the hell is this crap?

...Damn. [He lowers his head, tail drooping and ears flattened.] The Princess's dreams were wrong, this entire time, weren't they? If there was ever a Frozen Fire of Friendship, it must have vanished with the windigos, in turn.

I'm not done with you, Equestria. [Sulky, the Overlord turns his back on the scrolls.] You would have lost today, if the artifact had been here. You can't stop me, ponies! Next time, I won't rely on some pony artifact. I'll break you with my own power!

[With a sharp gesture, the Overlord rolls up the scroll.]
misplacedxsheath: (I can afford to be smug.)

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[personal profile] misplacedxsheath 2014-06-30 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*Just...laughter. Ominous, malevolent sounding laughter. This guy's got the dark sounding evil laugh down pat.*

Relying on mere rumors and expecting certainty? How foolish.
misplacedxsheath: (I can afford to be smug.)

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[personal profile] misplacedxsheath 2014-06-30 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Dreams are fickle. Very few are true to actual events.

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stormbroken: (yeah buddy pull the other one)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-06-30 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll say one thing.

You sure as heck got the thing that you were searching Princess Celestia's dreams for.

[Because seriously, if you spent any time around the princess, you knew about her love of sweet baked goods, and that it eclipsed almost everything, save for her love for her sister and for her fellow ponies.]

Top notch, oh mighty overlord.
stormbroken: (sheesh)

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[personal profile] stormbroken 2014-06-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
What government doesn't?

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kingofthetvworld: ([MLJ] Staring)

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[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-06-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[His eyes dart back and forth while his ears fold back. There's really only one thing on his mind.]

S-So is anyone gonna eat those cakes...?
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Human - Tears)

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[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2014-06-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon, you're really gonna eat all of 'em?! Just one little bite...
ponymeisters: (dark)

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[personal profile] ponymeisters 2014-06-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[A few moments later, Zetta's scroll pops to life, seemingly on its own.]

Excellent work, I have to say.

No one suspects a thing.
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ponymeisters: (dark)

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[personal profile] ponymeisters 2014-06-30 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[A small chuckle.]

I admit there were some...surprises here and there. In any case, everything is going according to plan.

We can meet at our normal spot for a more proper exchange.
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mechmadeoflove: (Default)

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[personal profile] mechmadeoflove 2014-06-30 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...We were fighting over a tin of TWINKIES!?

We were -

[Joshua stops, and then SHAKES WITH LAUGHTER, rolling out of frame.]

Oh man, oh man, we so dodged a bullet on that one.
solequus: (not a lie obviously)

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[personal profile] solequus 2014-06-30 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...Well then.

[WHAT THE HECK]
solequus: (trollfaic)

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[personal profile] solequus 2014-06-30 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And whose fault is it that you went into my dreams?

[SERIOUSLY DODGED A BULLET. PHEW.]
pirateponyprincess: (Don't worry about it~)

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[personal profile] pirateponyprincess 2014-06-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind as Celestia cracks up over here. Sure she got her share of injuries, but this is still hilarious.]
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[personal profile] pirateponyprincess 2014-07-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Is that just an excuse to look at it again?
iron_mare: (YEEEEEE)

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[Yup, the only sound in response is Liz laughing her flank off.]
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[personal profile] fckingcazadors 2014-06-30 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, the Princesses'll turn power over to you in an instant if you just threaten to use the snack cakes.

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Dude... I'm beginning to think all worlds hate your guts, Zetta.

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