APPLE FACTS 7: IT TAKES ABOUT 36 APPLES TO CREATE ONE GALLON OF APPLE CIDER [Video; Zetta-Locked]

[caneattheseapples]

So hey, I'm looking for two kinds of people.

Person #1: Are you a dragon? If yes, have you thought about flying your scaly ass right into some jerkoff's stupid castle? If so, get in touch.

Person #2: Have you ever thought about riding a dragon into some asshole's dumb castle? If yes, let's talk.

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[kuukai]

I know th'idiot. You his science division? Damn.

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[caneattheseapples]

Naw, he told me about that too. I have no clue what the hell that's about. I'm just his ride if that one doesn't come soon enough.

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[kuukai]

Last one I'd expect ta be on the right track, but damn if he didn' make me realize I'd been lookin' at Calice all wrong.

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[caneattheseapples]

He's a bullshitter. An alright dude, but quick with his dumb crap.

[She can kind of relate to that.]

Sometimes the right idea just comes out of left field.

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[kuukai]

Hey, long as we got it somehow.

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[caneattheseapples]

That's what matters, yeah.

Take care of yourself, alright? I'll let you now if I need any back up.

Promise.

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[kuukai]

Ya better.

You take care too, Jappleack. ... An' thanks.