Such Pony. Wow

[ms_perfection]

Looking at this rationally, I can only say a few words on this subject matter.

1. I was playing World of Battlecraft when there was a minor power surge here in Jersey. When I opened my eyes, I was here in this world.

2. I am out status screens. Which means that I'm definitely not in a video game. This happens when I watch Trapped in a MMO anime before bed, and I get some weird dreams.

3. It smells too nice, too clean, there's PONIES everywhere so either I got some of Loki's weird drugged punch in my face or this is Magical Pony Adventures and I am now in Planet Unicorn. If so, addendum to 3 in that I need to apologize for some fanfics.

4. Call Nakia or Bruno.

Nope. Phone's not connecting.

5. Have a freak out. And make sure not to bean my head on those little yellow boxes that guy Deadpool keeps talking about in every news report I read about him.

Leaning towards 6 as well: Try not to broadcast anything that might spook the natives. Got it. Perfect. Okay, here we go.

[Inhale]

HI I'M KAMALA KHAN AND I'D LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW, AND PLEASE LET ME OFF PLANET UNICORN!

Smooth.

[Unknown to her, any little yellow boxes she might have thought about italics miiiight be visible to anyone aware of the 4th wall.]

Comments

[ms_perfection]

Yeah? Well not everyone would agree with that. And if it's yours then it's my right to do this!

[And her hoof expanded to a giant size and she made to grab him around his entire body in an attempt to throw him.]

[discorderly]

I'm not sure I follow, my dear.

[Discord wraps his body around her hoof, suddenly extremely sticky, and continues playing with the letters. They now read Discord is the greatest!!! He then takes apart the border of the yellow box and begins stringing them on it like beads, while the yellow part leaks all over the ground and possibly Kamala.]

[ms_perfection]

Hey get off! You're worse than those 5D people that keep harassing the Silver Surfer!

And I did not narrate that.

[discorderly]

Five dimensions. Ha! Such plebians.

[He's wearing it as a necklace now.] Do you think this brings out my eyes?

[ms_perfection]

Seriously, stop messing man. You've really got my goat this time. If you weren't such an obvious god-figure I'd smack you in the face.

[See this? This is her unamused expression.]

[discorderly]

Ha! A PUN!

And the term "chaos spirit" is my traditional nomenclature, but by all means! I'm not opposed to god.

[ms_perfection]

So you're a bad imitation of Loki huh.

[discorderly]

I am an imitation of no one.

[ms_perfection]

Except John DeLancie. Who does a better you than you.

[discorderly]

Oh, come ON. That's like saying your precious Loki is nothing more than a pale imitation of Tom Hiddleston.

[ms_perfection]

Hey now, Hiddleston is a golden god, and so is DeLancie.

[Huh, who would have thought that this weirdo chaos thing could argue movie actors?]

You're not half bad if you have nerd cred. Mind uncoiling off my arm so I can shrink it to normal?

[discorderly]

[Discord uncoils obligingly, dropping to the ground to start scooping up the yellow.]

I think I'm going to turn this into string!

[ms_perfection]

Fine, as long as you don't keep stealing my narration boxes. I didn't even think you could actually grab them. Goes to know how much I know.

[discorderly]

I do what I want~

[ms_perfection]

Obviously. Fine, do what you want. Clearly I can't stop you. It's like punching Galactus.

[discorderly]

Oh, there's nothing in this world that can stop me NOW!

[Discord pauses for an evil laugh, accompanied by a few appropriate lightning flashes. Then he returns to spooling his bright yellow string.]

I think I might knit a scarf. REALLY knit it, not just make it be.

[ms_perfection]

Whatever keeps you busy. Just don't snag the boxes till I'm done and I'll let you take it later, okay?

[discorderly]

Whatever~

[He'll take them whenever he likes! Or, more likely, he'll get distracted and forget about them.]