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mylittlejamjar2015-03-22 07:59 am
caneattheseapples) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-22 07:59 am
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APPLE FACTS 16: YOU SCREWED UP HARD [Forward Dated to Monday] - Visual
Everyone shut up.
[Oh look who's back. And looks like she just woke up from one of the longest sleeps imaginable, and not one fraught with pleasant dreams. She had taken at least a little time to go through the scrolls when she got back, see how everything else had went and what was being said.
She almost wished she hadn't.]
Before we get this shit tour on the road, step one, let's clear something up. This bullshit is only one person's fault. This sure as hell isn't the fault of anyone who went in and and it sure as hell isn't Dandy's fault for trying to get everyone I dragged in out, it's my fault. I was told this was a dumbass idea and I didn't listen. There'll be more on that shit in just a minute but hey before we go there I have crap I need to tell you about what we found out inside this goddamn thing.
Calice has changed the palace in Canterlot into some kind of freaky-tiki mad science laboratory. It looks like some 90s villain corporate asshole had a field day designing their hideout and then devolves into shithole dungeons where she keeps anyone who disobeys her and anyone who she's bringing in from other worlds. She puts you in a little asshole cell and gives you the bare minimum of food we eat here, and then she stares at you like a shithead and changes your soul so it's ready to become a pony if you're a newpony she's bringing in here. If it's someone who's disobeyed her it's pretty much the same thing except it's just staring and staring until she gets whatever information she damn well wants. She's got rooms too where she has the princesses captured, has her own Element bearers stashed away, and has the element bearers from here that have disappeared held up, because bitch has to have this shit under wraps. Turned the goddamn throne room there into...hell. I dunno. it's a room that leads to outside now and back to a building where she's keeping...where I'm pretty sure she's keeping Twilight. Or her. Or goddamn whatever is happening now maybe I'll put this shit in writing because I can barely understand it. I can't focus enough on it because it was a mindscrew and I just...hell, I...just...
Shit.
...I thought this could've worked. I guess I thought, hell, I dunno, that maybe hearing everyone else would flip some switch and...
...The third time we went in went so well. She actually responded. And I thought that, maybe, she'd respond more if it was with others she recognized. I guess I thought it'd work like some kind of magic goddamn lightswitch and that while it wouldn't solve all our problems it'd help make headway. And then I thought it'd help if others knew who she was and was about and...
I over did it. I was told by others who knew better than me that I was over doing it and I didn't listen. I just thought that...the last time, if we took a step forward and I was part of the group then...hell, actual bearers would take it even further. Ponies who were a shitton more natural and better than me at this crap. But I screwed up. I was wrong, because I didn't know what the hell my dumbass actually thought aside from something magical was going to happen because I'd been shown this could work. I jumped the gun, I screwed up any progress we'd made doing this before because I didn't know what the hell I was talking about. I lost Fluttershy because of it, and I hurt all of you.
You all are behaving in some dumb bullshit over this. You want to know who's at fault? It's me. You want to know who to blame, blame me. You want to get angry at someone over it and mess with them, mess with me.
For that matter, now that I'm back Air Jappleack is grounded. I'm not going to stop anyone dumb enough to try and find some way to go in, but I'm sure as hell not going to be dragging anyone else in there to get caught because of my dumb bullshit. I'm gonna tell you not to go in there because that thing is probably pissed the hell off and going to immediately jump on anyone going into it, but hell. What do I know.
I'm sorry. I know that doesn't mean or do anything at this point but I'm sorry. I thought....I dunno.
I thought this could work. But I didn't plan enough, I didn't have enough or given enough information, this is on me. No one else.
You wanna scream at me, I'll be here. You wanna do it in person, I'll be the asshole trying to meditate on Sweet Apple Acres.
[Private to the Mane Six]
I'm sorry. I should have been there. But Dandy had a much better chance of getting everyone out if everything went to shit, and I needed to take what chance I could to find out what the ponies inside wanted to tell us. Maybe if it had been both of us warping together we could have done it quicker. This is on me. I misread everything and I hurt all of us.
If you want me to piss off for awhile? I get it. I will. Cause I can't make up for this shit.
[Private to Dandy]
You were right. I was wrong. I should have listened to you, and because I didn't I absolutely screwed us and got one of my best friends hurt.
This is my fault, entirely, not yours.
[Oh look who's back. And looks like she just woke up from one of the longest sleeps imaginable, and not one fraught with pleasant dreams. She had taken at least a little time to go through the scrolls when she got back, see how everything else had went and what was being said.
She almost wished she hadn't.]
Before we get this shit tour on the road, step one, let's clear something up. This bullshit is only one person's fault. This sure as hell isn't the fault of anyone who went in and and it sure as hell isn't Dandy's fault for trying to get everyone I dragged in out, it's my fault. I was told this was a dumbass idea and I didn't listen. There'll be more on that shit in just a minute but hey before we go there I have crap I need to tell you about what we found out inside this goddamn thing.
Calice has changed the palace in Canterlot into some kind of freaky-tiki mad science laboratory. It looks like some 90s villain corporate asshole had a field day designing their hideout and then devolves into shithole dungeons where she keeps anyone who disobeys her and anyone who she's bringing in from other worlds. She puts you in a little asshole cell and gives you the bare minimum of food we eat here, and then she stares at you like a shithead and changes your soul so it's ready to become a pony if you're a newpony she's bringing in here. If it's someone who's disobeyed her it's pretty much the same thing except it's just staring and staring until she gets whatever information she damn well wants. She's got rooms too where she has the princesses captured, has her own Element bearers stashed away, and has the element bearers from here that have disappeared held up, because bitch has to have this shit under wraps. Turned the goddamn throne room there into...hell. I dunno. it's a room that leads to outside now and back to a building where she's keeping...where I'm pretty sure she's keeping Twilight. Or her. Or goddamn whatever is happening now maybe I'll put this shit in writing because I can barely understand it. I can't focus enough on it because it was a mindscrew and I just...hell, I...just...
Shit.
...I thought this could've worked. I guess I thought, hell, I dunno, that maybe hearing everyone else would flip some switch and...
...The third time we went in went so well. She actually responded. And I thought that, maybe, she'd respond more if it was with others she recognized. I guess I thought it'd work like some kind of magic goddamn lightswitch and that while it wouldn't solve all our problems it'd help make headway. And then I thought it'd help if others knew who she was and was about and...
I over did it. I was told by others who knew better than me that I was over doing it and I didn't listen. I just thought that...the last time, if we took a step forward and I was part of the group then...hell, actual bearers would take it even further. Ponies who were a shitton more natural and better than me at this crap. But I screwed up. I was wrong, because I didn't know what the hell my dumbass actually thought aside from something magical was going to happen because I'd been shown this could work. I jumped the gun, I screwed up any progress we'd made doing this before because I didn't know what the hell I was talking about. I lost Fluttershy because of it, and I hurt all of you.
You all are behaving in some dumb bullshit over this. You want to know who's at fault? It's me. You want to know who to blame, blame me. You want to get angry at someone over it and mess with them, mess with me.
For that matter, now that I'm back Air Jappleack is grounded. I'm not going to stop anyone dumb enough to try and find some way to go in, but I'm sure as hell not going to be dragging anyone else in there to get caught because of my dumb bullshit. I'm gonna tell you not to go in there because that thing is probably pissed the hell off and going to immediately jump on anyone going into it, but hell. What do I know.
I'm sorry. I know that doesn't mean or do anything at this point but I'm sorry. I thought....I dunno.
I thought this could work. But I didn't plan enough, I didn't have enough or given enough information, this is on me. No one else.
You wanna scream at me, I'll be here. You wanna do it in person, I'll be the asshole trying to meditate on Sweet Apple Acres.
[Private to the Mane Six]
I'm sorry. I should have been there. But Dandy had a much better chance of getting everyone out if everything went to shit, and I needed to take what chance I could to find out what the ponies inside wanted to tell us. Maybe if it had been both of us warping together we could have done it quicker. This is on me. I misread everything and I hurt all of us.
If you want me to piss off for awhile? I get it. I will. Cause I can't make up for this shit.
[Private to Dandy]
You were right. I was wrong. I should have listened to you, and because I didn't I absolutely screwed us and got one of my best friends hurt.
This is my fault, entirely, not yours.
Re: [Action]
She takes a few breathes, trying to calm herself down. And once she does, she works at Sakura.]
...Whatever happens we'll all face it. Together.
You won't be alone.
[It's all she can think to say, the only kind of assurance she feels she can give at the moment.]
[Action]
[ Kyouko says it bitterly, knowing it's not helping her grieving friend, only partly caring. ] Ya may be with people right up till ya die. But afters, yer alone.
[ She already died once, why is this so hard? ] Dammit. [ She looks pleadingly at Jappleack, and for once her youth shows through, her helplessness. ] I... I don't want ta die again.
[Action]
It's hard not to lapse back into crying at that. She wants to, but she keeps herself from it. No. She's cried enough for now. At the moment she has to be stronger, at least try to be. For her friend.
She wants to tell her she won't die. That they'll find a way to make sure she can stay here, stay with Teddie, something. But Japple can't promise that. She knows that.
She just shakes her head a moment, saying the only thing she thinks she can promise.]
I promise you. No matter what happens, when it happens, or how this ends. You won't be alone.
I promise.
[Action]
But she nods dully, staring at the cold pie. It makes her feel a little better. Just a bit. ]
[Action]
This sucks. This really sucks. Not sad anymore. Not even necessarily angry. Just annoyed as hell at it, all of it. But especially at how somber this shit is getting.
It's true. She can't make any promise to Kyouko that she won't die again. Or even on the loneliness. And that annoys the hell out of here. Not sad now, no. Just indignant and wanting to do...to do something. As morbid as it is to think...who knows what comes next. What will happen next, or how much time the girl will get to enjoy life.
Jappleack really only knows that she should get to.
And this fucking navel gazing, this staring at a pie...the hell is she doing?
To hell with it. Ain't gonna be no more staring at this mother.
Without warning, Japple slams her face into the pie tin, and begins to devour the pie noisily.
That'll show you pie.]
[Action]
[Action]
Smacking her lips after she finishes, she says.]
So you said there's this fox running around with pants and it bothers the hell out of you?
Let's pants this asshole.