Almond Fiver

[discorderly]

[Discord appears to be wearing hoofcuffs on his forelimbs. They stretch like silly putty as he waves his claw at the scroll.]

Guess what? I'm getting arrested!

Hey! Put those back, fiend!

Oh, hush now. Look, look, the moonponies came to arrest me! They went to all the trouble of bringing a ship down here just because they want to take me back to the moon for - oh, it's too adorable, you'll absolutely never believe it. A TRIAL!

[Discord bursts into laughter. Behind him, a moonpony in full astronaut gear leans into frame.]

This is no laughing matter, fiend! It's because of you our ancestors were forced to live on the moon to begin with - to say nothing of our allies the sunponies -

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. [Discord places a claw against the mare's lips - reaching right through the helmet - and apparently startling her into silence.] No words.

[There's a long, uncomfortable staring match, which ends only when Discord turns back to the scroll.]

Anyway, I've just got to see this, so I'll be off-planet for a little while. Don't wait up~!

Comments

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[thepoweroflove]

You probably deserved it.

[No, he didn't say that. You're just hearing things, Discord.]

[discorderly]

Of course I do! I'm Discord~

[thepoweroflove]

[Yeah that just gets you a glare, Discord. Judging by his face, he seems to expect you to know something.]

[discorderly]

......is there anything else, or are you just going to sit there and stare?

[thepoweroflove]

Please don't tell me you forgot what you did to Doc.

[Come one, doesn't everyone know about their relationship?]

[discorderly]

[Blink. Blink.

It takes a moment before Discord's expression flattens.]

Oh. The rude one. Do you know him?