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mylittlejamjar2014-05-04 01:00 pm
tinkertytonk) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-05-04 01:00 pm
Ninth Note: This Is the Life
[The image on the scrolls when they open shows Bertie Wooster looking about as ecstatic as a pony can be. He's wearing a proper navy blue suit with a top hat and tie. His mane also appears to have been recently cut and styled.]
What ho! What ho! What ho! A jolly good day to everypony from Canterlot. We've just been over here sorting through Princess Celestia's music library in preparation for this year's Grand Galloping Gala, and I've got a question and some brilliant news.
First and foremost, what the devil do you chaps and chappesses want to be dancing to this year? Young Bertram's been tasked with sorting out the entertainment and I'd like it to be bally well entertaining, what? Let me know if you've got anything in mind, and I'll see if we can fit a bit of it into the set list.
Second, Harvey and I just got back from the pegasus races and, well, you're looking at Canterlot's latest winner. There was something about that Last Chance gel that just moved the heart. I laid a solid bundle on the filly at 1,000:1 - Who even gives those kinds of odds, I ask you? - and here we are! The Wooster fortune's very much restored, and I should like to share the luck with anypony who cares to give a shout. We'll be headed back to Ponyville in a few days. If you'd like anything from Canterlot, do let me know!
[Private to Trixie]
[He's been meaning to contact the entertainer an now he's got some good news to add to it, so why not?]
I say, Ms. Trixie, how are you doing of late? Princess Celestia's charged me with finding the best entertainment for the Gala and while Harvey and I can manage the music, we haven't got anything like your skill with the crowd. Would you do us the honor of performing at the Gala again this year?
[Private to 'The Wondrous Bolt']
[And here's somepony else he's needed to speak with in re: the Gala. How to get ahold of the speedy blighter, though? Bertie goes for a simple search function with his scroll. Hopefully, it will reach the right pony.]
Hallo? Ah, sorry to bother you, Wondrous Bolt, old bean, but I was wondering if I might crave a boon. I know you've probably got about six dozen things to be on about, but I was wondering if you'd be anywhere near the Gala this year. I was hoping... well, you're an entertaining fellow. And I'm fairishly certain we'd all feel safer having you flitting about the castle on the day. Would you be willing to perform a few tricks at the Gala?
What ho! What ho! What ho! A jolly good day to everypony from Canterlot. We've just been over here sorting through Princess Celestia's music library in preparation for this year's Grand Galloping Gala, and I've got a question and some brilliant news.
First and foremost, what the devil do you chaps and chappesses want to be dancing to this year? Young Bertram's been tasked with sorting out the entertainment and I'd like it to be bally well entertaining, what? Let me know if you've got anything in mind, and I'll see if we can fit a bit of it into the set list.
Second, Harvey and I just got back from the pegasus races and, well, you're looking at Canterlot's latest winner. There was something about that Last Chance gel that just moved the heart. I laid a solid bundle on the filly at 1,000:1 - Who even gives those kinds of odds, I ask you? - and here we are! The Wooster fortune's very much restored, and I should like to share the luck with anypony who cares to give a shout. We'll be headed back to Ponyville in a few days. If you'd like anything from Canterlot, do let me know!
[Private to Trixie]
[He's been meaning to contact the entertainer an now he's got some good news to add to it, so why not?]
I say, Ms. Trixie, how are you doing of late? Princess Celestia's charged me with finding the best entertainment for the Gala and while Harvey and I can manage the music, we haven't got anything like your skill with the crowd. Would you do us the honor of performing at the Gala again this year?
[Private to 'The Wondrous Bolt']
[And here's somepony else he's needed to speak with in re: the Gala. How to get ahold of the speedy blighter, though? Bertie goes for a simple search function with his scroll. Hopefully, it will reach the right pony.]
Hallo? Ah, sorry to bother you, Wondrous Bolt, old bean, but I was wondering if I might crave a boon. I know you've probably got about six dozen things to be on about, but I was wondering if you'd be anywhere near the Gala this year. I was hoping... well, you're an entertaining fellow. And I'm fairishly certain we'd all feel safer having you flitting about the castle on the day. Would you be willing to perform a few tricks at the Gala?