2nd Sun: "Grocery Shopping"

[pirateponyprincess]

This forest seems to be a lot darker than I remember it. Perhaps there was a reason why the client was willing to pay so much.

[The scroll shows Captain Celestia wandering about the Everfree Forest. Indeed, the interior seems a lot more dark an sinister than it usually is, though those who have seen the forest since the mirror incident are probably aware of this already.]

Nonetheless, I shall be here for the next several hours to gather herbs and other useful materials. While I am here, shall anypony else require anything from the forest? As I am already being paid to be here, we may be able to work out a fine deal. I must make a living too, after all.

[Suddenly, a distant noise could be heard, which catches Celestia's attention for a moment. A pair of weapons are produced from somewhere off-screen in response.]

Leave a message, and I shall get back to you once I have added a pelt to my spoils.

[The feed cuts from there, but not before a shadow could be seen moving through the trees.]

Comments

[pirateponyprincess]

[It's a few minutes before Celestia responds.]

It is much too late for that. The creature is already done for.

Not to mention that I've been fighting for some time now. I believe I am qualified enough to do some whomping on my own.

[blamemysister]

But Tiiiaaaaaaaa! [Oh look it's the Royal Whine.] Whomping is our thing!

[pirateponyprincess]

You can share, dear sister.

[blamemysister]

Mmmrrrgh... but but...! We barely get a chance to whomp in this place...! Fine... I'll share.

[Less of a all powerful alicorn goddess than a ten year old unwilling to share her toys eh Celestia?]

[pirateponyprincess]

I have a feeling opportunities will arise in the near future.

[This forest is starting to give even her the creeps.]

[blamemysister]

We suppose you are right.

[She doesn't like having to share this time but she'll cope.]

[pirateponyprincess]

Perhaps we may do something together in the near future?

[blamemysister]

We'd like that. It would be fun.

[pirateponyprincess]

Good. We shall go together next time I get a job out in this forest.

[blamemysister]

Oh good, good! What say you then to having a bit of fun later?

[pirateponyprincess]

I would not be against it. Do you have anything specific in mind?

[blamemysister]

We have heard Bugbear packs are roaming the wilds again. Why not go and teach them a lesson?

[pirateponyprincess]

How much of a lesson are we talking about?

[She draws her cutlass, bringing it into view of the camera, which only makes that grin of hers all the more menacing.]

[She's joking. Probably.]

[blamemysister]

We notice they are quite resistant to piledriving. Thus, we will go with that option.

[pirateponyprincess]

Unfortunately, I much prefer punches to piledrivers. Never did get into wrestling.

[blamemysister]

Tis been a while since we've gone out together though. It would be fun for a family outing.

[pirateponyprincess]

Unconventinal, but I am not against it. We shall go out next time we are both free, then.

[blamemysister]

Truly marvelous! We will have all the Fun then!