GAH!! NO! I mean...s-sure, but it's halfies, I share it with Kyo-chan! We found a whole bunch of jerky and keep it safe in a spare room, but it won't last forever and I reeeeaaaally need it or else- WELL you don't need to know about that!

[No one needs to know about his embarrassing pillow chewing habit.]

I-I can maybe grab you a piece or two if it'll make you happy...