[Even if it wasn't safe to approach, that wouldn't have stopped Dandy from saying something. Safety is for the weak.]

Oh hey, being a creeper? That's cool.

So, hey, how about a chat? On a scale from one to "what the hell am I looking at", how rare would you say you are?

[He couldn't get a good look at the thing, but something tells him tiger goat faces weren't known for their abundance.]