Well, if it's fighting lessons you're looking for, Ms. Flare Star's offering them. I'm happy to show you round to her place... with a cup of coffee in hoof. She gets a bit tetchy in the morning when she hasn't had a bracer or two of the stuff - coffee, that is. Mysterious sorts these American-ish fillies. A solid cup of tea's enough to rouse me come the day break.

Are you a coffee stallion or a tea stallion?

[Answer carefully, Vaan. Bertie might just be judging you.]