April Fool's was... interesting this year. [That's all he'll say and that's all you'll get.]
[Oh, somebody who doesn't know? Hold on, he's digging his CRIB badge out of his suit pocket.] FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, call me York. That's what everyone calls me. I've been here about... a year and a half now, probably a little more than that, and it's been slow going.
Mostly because my skills usually lie in serial murder and criminal profiling, which is significantly harder when a: most dead bodies around here tend to explode into rainbows and b: the main "criminal" is possibly a corrupt and insane death god. Maybe.
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[Oh, somebody who doesn't know? Hold on, he's digging his CRIB badge out of his suit pocket.] FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, call me York. That's what everyone calls me. I've been here about... a year and a half now, probably a little more than that, and it's been slow going.
Mostly because my skills usually lie in serial murder and criminal profiling, which is significantly harder when a: most dead bodies around here tend to explode into rainbows and b: the main "criminal" is possibly a corrupt and insane death god. Maybe.