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mylittlejamjar2015-03-14 12:41 pm
usedpartycannon) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-14 12:41 pm
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Revenge of Pie Day - Visual
The sound of the morning cadence was upon them as the sound of a clock was ticking. It was counting down the numbers in the day until... the numbers lined up and then with a shrill ring, the clock jangled, only to be smashed by a giant hammer.
"3.141492653 MOTHER*QUACK*ERS THAT MEANS ITS PIE!"
[REGULAR ORDINARY EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIME!
IN EQUESTRISH! feat. Pie Day.]
Hello mother*quack*ers, it's 3.141492653 and that means PIE DAY. But not just any pie day, this one only comes around every 100 years or so! This is the granddaddy of all PIES MOTHER*QUACK*ER SO DON'T MESS THIS UP FOR ME!
First we have our ingredients!
[And we show a swimming pool as Pinkie starts hurling things off a 100 story platform into it.]
FLOUR! SALT! 1 1/2 STICKS BUTTER CUT COLD! 1 EGG. GENTLY SEPARATED BUT WHO GIVES A QUACK. AND ICE WATER.
[GOOSH go the ingredients as she lands and starts treadding on the mix.] Mix it all up until it becomes flaky. Don't overmix or you'll be sorry. DO YOU WANT A NON-FLAKY CRUST?! DO YOU!?
Next we have our caramel apples. MADE FROM REAL CARAMEL!
[The camera cuts to Caramel who is wearing sunglasses.] Wait what?
SUGAR! WATER! HEAVY CREAM! RED WINE! ONE VANILLA BEAN SPLIT GENTLY DOWN THE MIDDLE!
> Axe
> Gently
> Item
> Run Away
> PINKIE USED AXE. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
1 Lemon. See if it's fresh.
[She squeezes it into her eyes. And lets out a bloodcurdling scream.] YEP! That's fresh!
8 apples, but since we're making an industrial sized, we're using the whole mother*quack*ing tree!
[Slowly, Big Mac shuffled a pile of cut apples into the pie.]
1 cinnamon stick. BUT THIS IS INDUSTRIAL!
[She grabs a giant cartoonish stick of cinnamon and grates it on.]
And unsalted butter!
Mix it all together, and press into your caramel sauce. And then cover your pie. Gently cut holes into it.
AND THEN BAKE FOR INFINITY! Or if you're like me, use Spike to do it.
I don't think this is hazardly sa-urk! [And Pinkie picks him up and tugs on his tail, letting a giant gout of dragon fire cook the giant pie.]
When it's all done, serve with creamy filling. And that's today's special PIE DAY. LOOK IT UP DOWN BELOW!
NEXT TIME, WE DON'T FORGET THE FROSTING!
"3.141492653 MOTHER*QUACK*ERS THAT MEANS ITS PIE!"
[REGULAR ORDINARY EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIME!
IN EQUESTRISH! feat. Pie Day.]
Hello mother*quack*ers, it's 3.141492653 and that means PIE DAY. But not just any pie day, this one only comes around every 100 years or so! This is the granddaddy of all PIES MOTHER*QUACK*ER SO DON'T MESS THIS UP FOR ME!
First we have our ingredients!
[And we show a swimming pool as Pinkie starts hurling things off a 100 story platform into it.]
FLOUR! SALT! 1 1/2 STICKS BUTTER CUT COLD! 1 EGG. GENTLY SEPARATED BUT WHO GIVES A QUACK. AND ICE WATER.
[GOOSH go the ingredients as she lands and starts treadding on the mix.] Mix it all up until it becomes flaky. Don't overmix or you'll be sorry. DO YOU WANT A NON-FLAKY CRUST?! DO YOU!?
Next we have our caramel apples. MADE FROM REAL CARAMEL!
[The camera cuts to Caramel who is wearing sunglasses.] Wait what?
SUGAR! WATER! HEAVY CREAM! RED WINE! ONE VANILLA BEAN SPLIT GENTLY DOWN THE MIDDLE!
> Axe
> Gently
> Item
> Run Away
> PINKIE USED AXE. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
1 Lemon. See if it's fresh.
[She squeezes it into her eyes. And lets out a bloodcurdling scream.] YEP! That's fresh!
8 apples, but since we're making an industrial sized, we're using the whole mother*quack*ing tree!
[Slowly, Big Mac shuffled a pile of cut apples into the pie.]
1 cinnamon stick. BUT THIS IS INDUSTRIAL!
[She grabs a giant cartoonish stick of cinnamon and grates it on.]
And unsalted butter!
Mix it all together, and press into your caramel sauce. And then cover your pie. Gently cut holes into it.
AND THEN BAKE FOR INFINITY! Or if you're like me, use Spike to do it.
I don't think this is hazardly sa-urk! [And Pinkie picks him up and tugs on his tail, letting a giant gout of dragon fire cook the giant pie.]
When it's all done, serve with creamy filling. And that's today's special PIE DAY. LOOK IT UP DOWN BELOW!
NEXT TIME, WE DON'T FORGET THE FROSTING!
(Visual)
(Rainbow made sure not to be anywhere near Sugarcube Corner, but knowing Pinkie the way she did that might not matter.)
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