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Kirei Kotomine ([personal profile] blackmass) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2015-04-05 03:22 pm

my little avenger: negativity is magic//[4th wall/text/action]

[Kirei Kotomine was no stranger to moving between worlds. By now, he would almost dare call himself an expert on the matter, or at least accustomed to it.]

[But this? This place held the distinct honor of rocketing past Kalos in levels of sheer absurdity, and that was no easy feat. Usually Crawford had the decency to warn him before things like this happened, so either his associate hadn't seen it coming or Kirei had recently done something to annoy a precognitive psychic.]

[This whole world was a sugar-coated equine hell drenched in happiness and pastels.]

[Revolting.]

[Being a 6'4 presence in black and purple who all but literally radiated 'evil'...Kirei realized he was a little out of place, retreating to a corner of the library to collect himself and examine this particular communication device. With a strange sense of distaste, he realized the scroll seemed as though it wouldn't have been out of place in Tokiomi's or Rin's collection.]


From what I have seen so far, all of this seems to be a particularly unusual occurrence for this place. Have similar things transpired in the past, and if that is the case how was it resolved?

In short, what do I need to do to get out of here?


[And then, almost as an afterthought:]

Additionally, if anyone has seen an obnoxious individual with red hair and terrible fashion sense, tell him to come to the library.

[Look out, Equestria.]

[(ooc: kirei kotomine of fate/stay night, [community profile] danganroleplay edition--spoilers for heaven's feel are likely, fair warning!)]
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[personal profile] bornoflove 2015-04-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I ended up in a dream of Dr. Kimishima's recently. I...had to solve my own murder in the school she attended in order to wake her up.

[She looks away at this.]

Yes, though the present one harassing us is the one we're dealing with.
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[personal profile] backstabbery 2015-04-06 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying! That's like some end-of-the-movie shit, the one guy running up to the other guy already there waiting by the car.

...This place is getting to me.
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[personal profile] bornoflove 2015-04-06 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[GEE. THANKS, FATHER.]

Its not...so bad.
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[personal profile] punchingbagman 2015-04-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
*Red hair? Check. Terrible fashion sense? Check. Obnoxious?*

I sure as hell hope you ain't lookin' for me. I know everyone's heard of me by now, but I ain't got time for fans right now.

*...Double check.*
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[personal profile] punchingbagman 2015-04-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, haw haw. And I'm guessin' your friends describe you as having a 'charming personality', huh?
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[personal profile] punchingbagman 2015-04-07 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
*Staaaare. With the one eye he has, anyway.*

Should'a figured a rude guy like you'd have friends that ain't got no taste.
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[personal profile] punchingbagman 2015-04-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
*You remind him of someone. But only the things that tick him off about that someone.*

Well ain't you just a ray'f sunshine? Startin' to feel sorry for whoever it is you're lookin' for.

*Little does he know...*
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[personal profile] punchingbagman 2015-04-07 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I know your manners stink more'n a Galf turd durin' a batch of the runs. Ain't that enough to not wish you on anyone?

*From behind him, there's a bark and then a whine.*

...No offense, Giet.
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[personal profile] bornoflove 2015-04-07 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised. You seem like the kind of person who'd enjoy cake.

[Except not really but whachu gonna do]
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[personal profile] nvcr 2015-04-11 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, to each their own, I guess.

Unfortunately, we're not in the middle of someone trying to take over this pastel world of sugary innocence, or going on about how friendship is worthless, or I dunno, making all the pipes burst?

You seem like you'd like that much better.

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