doublesthefun: (*gores a man*)
Princess Luna ([personal profile] doublesthefun) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2015-04-12 06:57 pm

☾ [visual]/[action] [dated to after the end of the 4th Wall Event]

[Well, now that the phenomenon's ended, its time for business. Princess Luna, looking quite livid, is staring into the scrolls. Behind her is a small cadre of royal guards.]

Now that things have calmed down, I think its time to do what needs to be done.

[She stamps her feet, letting out the Royal Canterlot Voice as she does so. Judging by how Luna's voice suddenly echoes through Ponyville, well. Three guesses where she is.]

CITIZENS! WE REQUIRE YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE ON A SERIOUS CRIMINAL MATTER! ONE OF YOUR FELLOWS AIDED THE ONE CALLED TIREK DURING HIS INVASION, AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO OUR CUSTODY IMMEDIATELY!

...You Highness, does this involve the cows in the--

SILENCE! THAT IS SPECIAL INFORMATION THAT YOU CANNOT RELEASE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC! If the criminal knows, they will try and flee!

Ok then.

WE SHALL KEEP ANY TIPS YOU MAY HAVE CONFIDENTIAL! BUT REST ASSURED! COWARD, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, WE WILL FIND YOU! GIVE YOURSELF UP AND ACCEPT THE PUNISHMENT OF THE PRINCESS OF THE MOON!

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