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mylittlejamjar2015-04-22 07:14 pm
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Thirteenth Scale - Visual
[Oh look, it's a little dumb dragon in a big dumb hardhat, a set of blueprints rolled up under his arm.]
So yeah I get that the last several weeks - hey, lets call it, the last month - has sucked pretty bad, but you know what doesn't suck really bad?
Video games~
See, since there's a lot of dumb, empty land around the place, we're taking some of that dumb empty land outside town and making it awesome by putting an arcade there. It should be up and running by this time next month, but hey since this place is lame and not like there's much else to do...
You can come and test some of the machines my boys and I made so far. You know. Get a chance to play a few games for free. I'm a pretty nice guy, so I think I can spare that for you, cause you'll be coming back when it opens in proper next month.
Though if you're gonna send a few bits my way, hey, I don't mind.
So yeah I get that the last several weeks - hey, lets call it, the last month - has sucked pretty bad, but you know what doesn't suck really bad?
Video games~
See, since there's a lot of dumb, empty land around the place, we're taking some of that dumb empty land outside town and making it awesome by putting an arcade there. It should be up and running by this time next month, but hey since this place is lame and not like there's much else to do...
You can come and test some of the machines my boys and I made so far. You know. Get a chance to play a few games for free. I'm a pretty nice guy, so I think I can spare that for you, cause you'll be coming back when it opens in proper next month.
Though if you're gonna send a few bits my way, hey, I don't mind.
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He'd maybe smile at the big dumb nerd doing nerd things if it weren't for the fact this wasn't going to be a totally happy conversation.]
So, you remember George, the white rat you met a little while back? Well.
George...isn't a nice guy Teddie. And if given a chance? He'd do a lot of bad things to a lot of people here. But I haven't wanted to, you know...tell on him because I wanted to give him a chance to change.
He hasn't. And I still don't want to screw him over entirely. So I'm doing what you do to any psycho animal: I'm putting him in a cage.
[He points over to the arcade's foundations, the Mr. Saturns eating their lunch inside the barely built skeleton of it.]
That's kind of what that is. But in order to fully make it work? I'm not going to be able to do it alone.
So I might need the help of you and your roach brigade.
[Action]
When he's finally finished, Teddie can only gasp.]
You're grounding him!
[It was the easiest thing he could think of, in terms of making sense of all this.]
But...I don't get it. Why would you need roachies for something like that?
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[He waves a hand in front of Teddie, as if to stress the point. The thought never really crosses his mind as this insulting Teddie; he just expects the bear will believe him on it.]
But as brilliant as my plans are to do that - and trust me, they're brilliant - there's still a chance things could go bad. And if that happens?
I need your roaches to swarm the place and....do roach things, I guess. Teddie, what do you think most people think of roaches?
[Action]
Well normally they don't like 'em that much. Which is weird, right? All they do is crawl around...
[Action]
[He's throwing you a ball here, Teddie. Lets see if you catch it.]