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mylittlejamjar2013-10-27 09:08 pm
sailorlaughter) wrote in mylittlejamjar2013-10-27 09:08 pm
Five Cupcakes: Welcome to Eternal Night
[Strangely enough for Pinkie Pie, this appears to be an audio-only post, and there's a little bit of shuffling and whispering before she finally starts.]
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, Ponyville~! This is Pinkie Pie, coming to you live from the Everfree Forest with our second ever Crisis on Evil Earths-cast! First, lemme just say - Happy Nightmare Night to everyone! I know this one's gone just a liiiiiittle bit wonky, but that doesn't mean we can't have a good time, right? I hope you all stocked up on candy!
Now, you've probably all noticed that Nightmare Moon's back. Maybe that cut your candy-getting a little short - if it did, just come find me later! You know where! I don't really know what her problem is, but we can't let her ruin our fun! I know she can be a little scary sometimes, but I don't want any of you to worry your pretty little pony heads about it! It'll all be okay, I totally Pinkie Promise!
If you're already in the Everfree, well, you might've noticed there's a bit of a fog out tonight! Weird, huh? I didn't think Moony had THAT much hair! She's like Rapunzel, y'know? Except instead of letting her prince climb up, she's giving everyone nasty nightmares! And that's no good. Someone should bring her some shampoo!
So since Moony's got such a creepy case of dandruff, I think we're gonna cut to our music a little early tonight! Listen close, everyone, 'cause DJ Pinkie's about to tell you just how to deal with your fears! And remember, if you've got something to say, call on in! We wanna hear ALL your Nightmare Night stories! Until then, here we go -
[And now, the weather.]
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, Ponyville~! This is Pinkie Pie, coming to you live from the Everfree Forest with our second ever Crisis on Evil Earths-cast! First, lemme just say - Happy Nightmare Night to everyone! I know this one's gone just a liiiiiittle bit wonky, but that doesn't mean we can't have a good time, right? I hope you all stocked up on candy!
Now, you've probably all noticed that Nightmare Moon's back. Maybe that cut your candy-getting a little short - if it did, just come find me later! You know where! I don't really know what her problem is, but we can't let her ruin our fun! I know she can be a little scary sometimes, but I don't want any of you to worry your pretty little pony heads about it! It'll all be okay, I totally Pinkie Promise!
If you're already in the Everfree, well, you might've noticed there's a bit of a fog out tonight! Weird, huh? I didn't think Moony had THAT much hair! She's like Rapunzel, y'know? Except instead of letting her prince climb up, she's giving everyone nasty nightmares! And that's no good. Someone should bring her some shampoo!
So since Moony's got such a creepy case of dandruff, I think we're gonna cut to our music a little early tonight! Listen close, everyone, 'cause DJ Pinkie's about to tell you just how to deal with your fears! And remember, if you've got something to say, call on in! We wanna hear ALL your Nightmare Night stories! Until then, here we go -
[And now, the weather.]