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mylittlejamjar2013-11-22 09:24 pm
ponymeisters) wrote in mylittlejamjar2013-11-22 09:24 pm
[action] Somewhere At Sweet Apple Acres...(open to anyone in the area of the Apple farm!)
[Well, hello, Equestrians! The sun is shining, the harvest is nigh, the air is cold but crisp as a ripe Red Delicious. And you know what this means.
Its Bother The Element Of Honesty Day!
Except Discord got waylayed by Granny Smith on the way. Oops. And, as is custom for most first-timers setting foot in the house, Granny Smith loves to show pictures of her family. Which Discord is mostly bored by, because, well, gathering cobwebs and reminiscing about the good old days is not what he'd planned to do in the least.
And then he saw a photo of Granny Smith in her youth.]
Oh. My. Is that you?
Yup! Back whin ah won the Ms. Appaloosa beauty contest!
...And you certainly look the part, what with balancing that giant cart of apples with nothing but your tongue!
Well, they weighted talent a bit diff'rent back then! I reckon that's why ah won, 'cause I ain't no Sarah Burnhock, that's fer sure!
...What? But you're hardly ugly in this picture! I daresay you look rather a vison, even with your hydrostat hanging out like that...dog of your granddaughter's...I would certainly--
Wha? Did Apperjack ferget ta feed Winona a'gin?
Hmm? Oh, no, I was saying-
Ah well, horseshoes. Ah'll be right back...
[And thus, Granny Smith left the spirit of disharmony to his thoughts.
Which was a very bad idea.]
I just don't understand, what is it with everypony being so ashamed of perceived past flaws? Hmph! Clearly Equestria suffers from a self-image problem. I have no problem embracing my past! And I was the bad guy for a good while!
And Granny Smith...I daresay, even I could admit, she was a rather lovely pony...
[Aaaaaand that was when the lightbulb went on. The one on the sidetable, of course. Then the one in Discord's clicked.]
I should like to meet her.
[SNAP. The sound of a strange clicking noise suddenly filled the next room, simultaneously with a bright light. After a second, a more devious look crossed the creature's face, and with a casual smirk, he snapped again. A much LOUDER click echoed through the hills, the streets, the entire area, alongside a very bright, quick, flashing light more disorienting than looking straight into the sun itself.]
Because everypony could stand to learn a thing or two from their li-
EEEEEEK!! What'er ye doin' here!? What're ye even s'pposed to be!?
...OH!! Granny Smith you look absolutely deli-
[His response is a broom to the face.
Figures.]
((OOC: Aaaaand...the mod plot has begun! A day early, as a special treat because tomorrow is the premiere, after all! ENJOY!!))
Its Bother The Element Of Honesty Day!
Except Discord got waylayed by Granny Smith on the way. Oops. And, as is custom for most first-timers setting foot in the house, Granny Smith loves to show pictures of her family. Which Discord is mostly bored by, because, well, gathering cobwebs and reminiscing about the good old days is not what he'd planned to do in the least.
And then he saw a photo of Granny Smith in her youth.]
Oh. My. Is that you?
Yup! Back whin ah won the Ms. Appaloosa beauty contest!
...And you certainly look the part, what with balancing that giant cart of apples with nothing but your tongue!
Well, they weighted talent a bit diff'rent back then! I reckon that's why ah won, 'cause I ain't no Sarah Burnhock, that's fer sure!
...What? But you're hardly ugly in this picture! I daresay you look rather a vison, even with your hydrostat hanging out like that...dog of your granddaughter's...I would certainly--
Wha? Did Apperjack ferget ta feed Winona a'gin?
Hmm? Oh, no, I was saying-
Ah well, horseshoes. Ah'll be right back...
[And thus, Granny Smith left the spirit of disharmony to his thoughts.
Which was a very bad idea.]
I just don't understand, what is it with everypony being so ashamed of perceived past flaws? Hmph! Clearly Equestria suffers from a self-image problem. I have no problem embracing my past! And I was the bad guy for a good while!
And Granny Smith...I daresay, even I could admit, she was a rather lovely pony...
[Aaaaaand that was when the lightbulb went on. The one on the sidetable, of course. Then the one in Discord's clicked.]
I should like to meet her.
[SNAP. The sound of a strange clicking noise suddenly filled the next room, simultaneously with a bright light. After a second, a more devious look crossed the creature's face, and with a casual smirk, he snapped again. A much LOUDER click echoed through the hills, the streets, the entire area, alongside a very bright, quick, flashing light more disorienting than looking straight into the sun itself.]
Because everypony could stand to learn a thing or two from their li-
EEEEEEK!! What'er ye doin' here!? What're ye even s'pposed to be!?
...OH!! Granny Smith you look absolutely deli-
[His response is a broom to the face.
((OOC: Aaaaand...the mod plot has begun! A day early, as a special treat because tomorrow is the premiere, after all! ENJOY!!))