[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay. It has been days and I really need to know how horses are supposed to take off their clothes. Particularly horses without any kind of magic or wings.

Seriously, I've been wearing the exact same clothes since I got here. I'm starting to smell like day three of Comic Con.

Comments

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

They're inanimate objects! Not fleshy parts.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Magic isn't limited to internet papers!

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

But just because someone can text on their new cell phone doesn't mean I want them to take out my gall bladder!

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh my God! You are making such a big deal out of this! All I want is for someone to come over and cut off my body armor and maybe this dumb spandex (or whatever the black parts of their outfit is idk) off of me, I'm not asking for a triple heart bypass!

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

All right. All right.

If you come out of it not bleeding, send him my way.

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yeah, we'll see.

[He probably will, since he doesn't want 24 to stink up the park or whatever.]

[Audio]

[buckleupforsafety]

[Saddest hobo pony under the picnic table, stink lines all coming off him.]

[Visual]

[polyturtle]

Sure. So where are you?

[Audio]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Somehow smelling of cheap wine even though there isn't any in Ponyville yet]

[Visual]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

In the park in Ponyville. You can't miss me.

Re: [Visual]

[polyturtle]

Sounds like a plan. I'll be there in ten.

[Visual]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Sweet! See you!

[Did you want to log this? I know 24 expressed a interest in Donatello's possible stripping services as well, if you're down for that.]

Re: [Visual]

[polyturtle]

((OOC: Mwahahahaha, sounds like a plan |D))

[not commenting and is only listening but]

[polyturtle]

[Seriously, when the shell did he become Jimmy Olsen]