[Oh hey, there's audio on this thing. Neat. Also, that explanation makes a surprising amount of sense, at least for something very strange and seemingly coming out of nowhere.]

My Equestria was much more peaceful a year ago. I had almost thought someone had used a time spell, though one of this scale would take more powerful unicorns than I believe exist.

Regardless, I would prefer the long version, and I could do without your sarcasm.