Well, nothin' excitin' happened to me 'fore some fool king got bees in his bonnet and decided to invade my land. Ya just gotta do what ya can to fix stuff.

[She taps her chin with a hoof, then nods.]

Why don'tcha stay at my place for a bit until we can get ya somewhere better. Ah got a few extra cots.

[She's gotten used to this, and she doesn't actually mind.]