Three Cupcakes: Status Update

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie shows up on the scroll looking distracted, with smoke rising in the background. Considering she's supposed to be at a funeral right now, that's a little odd.]

Hey, everyone! If you're seeing this, that means you weren't just eaten by a giant artichoke-burny rainbow! So please answer this real quick so we can make sure everyone's still here? Oh, aaaaaaaaaand also a giant rainbow explosion just blew up all the artichokes to ask us for help, so we need to go do that sometime.

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[fenifilly]

[On her end, Nephenee looks mooore than a little worried. Just a little.]

Giant peo-er, pony eatin' artichokes? Why're veggies tryin' ta eat ponies?

[Getting used to saying "ponies" rather than "people" is no easy task...]

visual;

[sailorlaughter]

Ohhhhhhhh, no no no! The rainbows blew up the artichokes, and now we're trying to make sure they didn't get any ponies too!

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[fenifilly]

[Oh...because that's so much better!]

R-rainbows blew up? How in the world does that work?

[Neph don't try to apply Tellius!logic to this. This is Equestria, and normal logic be damned.]

visual;

[sailorlaughter]

It looked kinda like the same way they do when new ponies show up here, except instead of a new pony showing up, an explosion did!

visual;

[fenifilly]

...we come in on a rainbow?

Why did the rainbows blow up, though?

visual;

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah, there's always a rainbow when new ponies show up! I dunno why, though, no one does.

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[fenifilly]

...well, at least it's easy ta tell.

[Awkward silence >.>]

Oh, uh...Ah'm Nephenee.

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[sailorlaughter]

I'm Pinkie Pie! Great to meet you! Hey, did the other me give you a welcome cupcake yet?

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[fenifilly]

Other you? Naw, ah don't think so. Don't know what a cupcake is, either.

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[sailorlaughter]

[GAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!]

YOU don't know what a CUPCAKE is?!

visual; 2/2

[sailorlaughter]

Wait right there.

visual; this is going to be...interesting. Also if it could be non-chocolate due to plot things?

[fenifilly]

No, ah- [THAT FACE] A-alright...?

[action]

[sailorlaughter]

[One second, Pinkie's not there. The next, she is TOTALLY THERE and also half-shoving a pink-frosted cupcake into Nephenee's face.]

EAT IT! GOGOGO!

[action] 1/?

[fenifilly]

[Well she wonder where Pink-WHOA HI THERE. She blinks in surprise at the brightly frosted baked good in her face.]

Uh...a-alright.

[She gingerly takes the cupcake out of the rather eager pony's hoof, looks at it...then takes a small bite.]

[action] 2/?

[fenifilly]

[...Hey this was....]

[action] 3/?

[fenifilly]

[...really good. She'd never tasted something so sweet. But it wasn't too sweet...just right, actually.

She stares at it for a bit.]

[action] 4/4

[fenifilly]

[And she bites into it a bit more this time. After finishing this bite, she looks at Pinkie, awe and a smile on her face.]

Ya said this is called a cup-cake?

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah! That one's strawberry flavored! So you like it? DoyadoyaDOYA?

[fenifilly]

Ah sure do. How do ya make 'em?

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, that's EASY! C'mon, I'll show you!

[She starts dragging Nephenee away, and - yep there's a song.]

[video]

[deciderly]

Everypony's all safe on the farm.

[video]

[sailorlaughter]

Good! Thanks, AJ!

[video]

[deciderly]

Are you alright?

[video]

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah! Just, the artichokes are all burnt up and ruined, and I think everypony else is kinda freaked out. But no one's hurt!

[video]

[deciderly]

[sob the artichokes] Vegetables'll grow back... Ah'm just glad everypony's safe.