[Visual/Action] -2nd Shadow- aka: Baby it's really really cold outside...

[theytookmypants]

[Somepony's hailing the scrolls today laying down with a hoof over his eyes...if it wasn't enough that Crmsn looked miserable already, he winces as he lifts the foreleg to look at the scroll.]

I'm not usually one to bother with this kind of thing, but cripes, does anyone know where the pony strength aspirin is? I kind of need one...or two.......or fifty.

[There's a muttered curse about the cold weather.]

Whoever can point me to some, or, even better, just empty a bottle down my throat, wins forever and will be my life long hero.

[Meanwhile, if anyone needs him, he's just going to...stay where he is. Half collapsed outside the door to his room in the commune. It's really hard to walk on four legs when your forelegs are being uncooperative.]

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[toosmarttodie]

Are you? Well adding to that not bragging, but I did help end a four million year war.

Oh so the uncertainty principle.

[That reminds him, hmmmm...]

...you might have just given me an idea.

[theytookmypants]

Nicely done. Props to winning the war.

[He pauses a moment.]

An idea, huh? What kind of an idea?

[toosmarttodie]

Hear me out on this: imagine that on the back of every Autocat, a little gun tailored specifically to them. Once fired, the enemy is a double quantum whammy: they cannot tell whether they or the cat is there!

[theytookmypants]

Hmm...so a quantum disruptor built for cats in essence, and it'll alter they're perception of reality, causing it to cease existing...

[toosmarttodie]

Yep, that's it! We'll have an edge on another invasion when it happens.

[Because he's sure this shit happens with exceptional regularity.]

[theytookmypants]

Ugh, and here I was hoping for a vacation from invading forces.

[He laughs a little. If he wanted more of this crap he would have preferred fighting Darkloids back home.]

If you need any help designing it, I'd be more than happy to assist.

[toosmarttodie]

You start thinking that and then another ridiculous event happens.

Oh really? Good, because with this stature I need all the help I can get.