For the record, she wasn't impressed by the Queen Rap Battle

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

[Look, it's a zebra! Zecora has unrolled a scroll in her home as a thought occurred to her -- an important one, since a cauldron in the back is belching thick green clouds of something she isn't paying attention to.]

Newponies and old alike
A thought strikes me that I dislike.
A curiosity I present to those
Trapped by changelings. This question I pose
Concerns your health and how you fare
In the days since the invasion scare.
Is anypony feeling unwell
In unusual ways, if you can tell?

Comments

[gamer_pony]

It is lucky that beings such as they
trend not into the evertree fray.
But even if they did go venture in
I am sure you would have done them in.

Ah wait, I can't rhyme in with itself. Let me try that again.

But even if they did venture within
I am sure you would have done them in.

[insert fluttershy smile sound]

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

[Fray? Seriously?]

[Zecora dimisses her idea with a wave of the hoof.]

The forest and its creatures are the threat.
I have some small skills but it is better yet.

[gamer_pony]

It is surprising that you could live in there
What with all the terrible creatures most wouldn't have a prayer.

How do you do it, what's your secret?
I would like to know to use in a future D&D... um. Does anything rhyme with secret?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Knowledge and wisdom see me through.
It is not strength, but what I do.
I know the dangers, pratfalls, and traps
From the poison joke to the fanged parsnaps.

[gamer_pony]

So it seems you have some ranks that are pretty high
in detect poison and and disarm traps, great skills to live by
Probably some high survivor skills as well
Because in the everfree forest it's hard to Dwell.

[Fennel smiled brightly]

Ok, that's enough rhyming for me. That was pretty fun though. I must ask, think you can teach me some of the stuff you know? Having first hand knowledge of the dangers in the everfree forest will help make my D&D games better

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

I'm happy to teach any who desire
To push their knowledge of the Forest ever higher.
With knowledge comes wisdom and respect
And thus the forest will not leave you wrecked.

[gamer_pony]

Great! Though, can you lead me to your house the first time I go? I don't think my Everfree forest skills are high enough yet to survive the trip, hehe.

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

An understandable behest.
I'll grant your request.
Once you see the trail
You can follow without fail.

[gamer_pony]

Ok, sounds like a date! I'll be over in a sometime next week. I am still in the midst of getting my game shop authorized and stocked, so that is taking a lot of my time.

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

No need to hurry
With hooves all a-flurry.
I'm going nowhere.
Take time and care!