For the record, she wasn't impressed by the Queen Rap Battle

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

[Look, it's a zebra! Zecora has unrolled a scroll in her home as a thought occurred to her -- an important one, since a cauldron in the back is belching thick green clouds of something she isn't paying attention to.]

Newponies and old alike
A thought strikes me that I dislike.
A curiosity I present to those
Trapped by changelings. This question I pose
Concerns your health and how you fare
In the days since the invasion scare.
Is anypony feeling unwell
In unusual ways, if you can tell?

Comments

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

While an adult dragon is indeed that size
A baby dragon has somewhat lower highs.

[Zecora holds her hoof off the ground to demonstrate Spike's comparative lack of height, even compared to ponies.]

[holyfight]

Oh, that sounds adorable! Is he really cute, too?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

I think he has a certain charm
Incapable of doing harm.

[She won't mention that one time Spike got greedy, robbed her blind, and then attacked Ponyville. Poor little guy.]

[holyfight]

A dragon that can't hurt anyone! That sounds extra cute!

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Having been raised by ponies from the start
He's closer to them, in spirit and heart.

[foalyfight]

Ponies are really kind and friendly, huh?

Are there bad ponies?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

That depends on what you mean by 'bad'.
Some ponies are mean, and make others sad.
Once, King Sombra was so evil and vile
The Princesses themselves banished him for a while.

[holyfight]

So there are bad ponies!

I never would've thought - everyone has been so nice since I got here!

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

A pony that wicked is very rare.
But it can happen, so have a care.