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People of Ponyville, I would like to publicly apologize for my atrocious behavior on Hearts and Hooves Day!

[He makes a very, very deep bow of apology and does not stop, so the rest of this is basically a look at the back of Utchy's head.]

I was not myself that day! I know not what came over me--Ankh did some thing with some odd coin, and I...I...I was behaving in a most dishonorable, heinous manner!

[He kind of does not want to talk about how bad it got...]

I AM SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

[He comes up from his first bow to make yet another bow of apology before freaking out and ending the feed.]

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Ah--no! No, I...just...that is what got me into this situation in the first place, this...wanting to be a bit more confident with this sort of thing...

Hmmm... I see... well leave it up to your aunt Pinkie Pie then!

...aunt?

[What is this he doesn't even what he is pretty sure you are not his aunt, Pinkie.]

Yeah, your aunt Pinkie will get you right into the dating scene faster than you can say death by ice cream frosting!

I...ah...I...

[He's turning red and stammering again.]

...are you certain this is wise?

Trust your aunt Pie on this one, I've got it all covered!

Ah, begging your pardon, but the last time somepony got involved in this, things got, ah, out of hoof...

Did they start slow or really, really fast?

He put a coin in my head and then things escalated rather quickly...

Yeah I wouldn't do that. I'd set you up on a date to start at least with someone you'd like...

I...I may not need that...I may have already accidentally set myself up on a d-d--

[He takes a deep breath.]

Date!

Oh well good for you then!

Ah, thank you!

[Even if he still seems really anxious about the whole thing.]

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