mylittlejamjar | What the Hay...? [Video]

[You see a visual of Pinkie Pie who is actually working on something for once. She seems to be... doing homework? Scratching her head with a hoof, she reaches offscroll and picks up a carrot, biting into it.]

So if x plus y equals 42 then the meaning of life is...

[Rubbing her forehead, she eats the whole carrot as a lightbulb appears over her head. She ponders for a moment and then reaches up and switches it on, illuminating the scroll.] I got it! Wabbit Season!

So if I take the wabbit season by the state of reality bending, mix it with Star Trek and that means...!

[Pinkie clapped her hooves twice, and a giant cake appears in a poof of pink and confetti.] IT WORKS! IT WORKS! [INSERT MANIACAL CACKLING AS SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY RATTLES SHEET METAL AND PLAYS AN AUDIO TRACK OF THUNDER AS ANOTHER PINKIE FLIPS A SWITCH ON AND OFF SIMULATING LIGHTNING.]

[And then just on cue everything was back to normal.]

Hmm... that was cool. I wonder if Hime's figured out her powers yet...!

[And then Pinkie ate the cake whole.]

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Well I just did the math after all, and figured it out from there! Like this one!

[And she pulls a tuba out from nowhere.]

...

But... you're not a unicorn. You cannot even hope to do magic as unicorns do.

Oh I know that, silly! But who knows what kind of potential anypony has!

[Trixie's angling herself as if that'll get her a better view of the area around Pinkie Pie.]

You were but pulling things from thin air. There's no possible way nonsense like that makes any sense and would allow you to perform such actions.

[It's her room. There's a nice amount of stuff everywhere but nothing within hoof-reach.]

Really? But don't ponies just do it all the time? I mean, look. [And she produces a notepad and pencil.]

[HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.]

When Trixie does it...

[She flicks one of her legs and produces a bouquet of flowers.]

'Tis but sleight-of=hoof!

Well I did the math, and then there is a lot of stuff like when I had to divide rainbows by pop rocks. But I think I figured out the formula!

[Pinkie that's nonsense. What.]

"Rainbows" and "pop rocks" aren't even numbers!

Yeah but they went into the formula anyhow! It worked out in the end!

No, it doesn't work like that. You need actual numbers! You can't just throw random things in there and expect it to be okay! If Trixie had done that, she would never have been as famous as she is now! You just aren't making any sense.

But I think that's the point! If you break reality, there's nothing else but nonsense to be logical!

Wh- You want to break reality!? What's wrong with you!?

Why not? It works just fine in some other stuff I've seen. [And Pinkie Pie pulls out a pie and eats it.]

Because it's insane! Stop that!

[Trixie just wishes things would make sense.]

It's really not that bad though...! [And Pinkie Pie pulls off her cutie mark and inflates it.] See?

STOP! IT! You're an Earth Pony and it is bad! You're not capable of any of those things! They shouldn't happen unless you have the magical ability of a unicorn with the appropriate spells and magical power! You can't just-

[Then something in Trixie's mind clicks.]

...Zetta is making illusions for you.

But isn't the impossible possible here?

And who's Zetta?

The impossible hath always remained impossible. The word is called impossible for a reason, is it not?

[Trixie rolls her eyes.]

Trixie demands you to cease your little secret. Zetta, you are to come out now.

Well impossible is merely a word.

And really, who is Zetta? Is it the pony with the loose screws as a cutie mark?

'Tis a very important word that dictates what can and cannot happen.

...As you wish, Trixie shall allow you to keep your secret a secret. Though she is confounded as to why Zetta chooses to help you.

Yeah but impossible is just a word! We can do a lot of things that are impossible.

Is he the one with the cutie mark with the screw and ball as a cutie mark? Or the one with the anvil?

[And Trixie's starting to get annoyed again.]

No, you can't. That's why it's "impossible" as in "not possible" as in "it cannot be done whatsoever". That shouldn't have been so hard to figure out.

[Trixie sighs.]

You know who Zetta is.

But there's a lot you can do that is impossible. Like in some worlds telekinesis is impossible! And here it's old hat!

[Pinkie rolls her eyes]

I don't know everypony here! I've never even heard of this Z-person! How hard of a concept is that to grasp? Geez Louise!

[Trixie sighs again.]

Look, I know it's a thing magicians do to say they can do the impossible, but this is going too far. It's not impossible for me to do telekinesis, nor will it ever be. Stop. Just... just stop.

Okie dokie loki! in the meantime, I'm going to eat this cake!

[And Pinkie holds up a giant cake and devours it in a single bite.]

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