Hay Hay Everybody - Action

[forwantofapartycannon]

[It's the evening of the Wrap Up. Everyone's ready and good and tired when Pinkie takes a makeshift stage. She grins as she adjusts the microphone, and turns up the volume.]

All right Everypony, it's been a long day, so lets push to the end of it!

[And she holds up Flash's guitar and starts stamping her hooves.]

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Comments

[crapfully]

[He eyes it up suspiciously.]

That was a figure of speech. Not to be taken at face value.

But, uh...nice guitar solo, I guess? The lyrics could use some sprucing up, though.

[forwantofapartycannon]

Really? I figured you needed more bran. [Pocketing the cupcake somewhere.]

The song was sung back home. It was a good thing.

[crapfully]

Bran? I'm not a grandma! That gives me uncomfortable mental images.

Though I do sometimes admire a mean grandma in the kitchen.

So is that a Winter Wrap Up tradition? Somebody gets to be the motivational singer chillaxing on the stage while everyone else does the work?

'Cause if so, I want that job.

[forwantofapartycannon]

Everypony needs a little bran in their diet sometimes.

And naw, it's just something I threw together. I hadn't decided on the tune so I revamped it as I went along.

[crapfully]

..you know, for that it's pretty good. Have you given any thought to forming a band?

[forwantofapartycannon]

I've thought about it, like once or twice. My friends back home were discussing the idea of it. Though I'd be playing the drums.

[crapfully]

Only the loudest for you, I see. But I'm sorta impressed, I guess. Thought you might've been more of a vuvuzela abuser.

[forwantofapartycannon]

Well I really hitting stuff. And don't worry, I have vuvuzelas at home! Not here though.

[crapfully]

Hitting stuff is therapeutic. Best reason to drum!

Me, I still like shredding it up on stage.

[forwantofapartycannon]

It's really a lot of fun. Even if I don't hit the drums too often.

Guitars and all. Ever try something new?

[crapfully]

What would you suggest? A tuba?

[He makes a face. He maintains that the greatest use for a tuba is stuffing someone you don't like up the tube.]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Saxophone might be a good idea.

[crapfully]

I've never done a smooth jazz, come to think of it. I could probably make it soft and sultry again.

[forwantofapartycannon]

You should really give it a try. I'm sure you'd be able to do it!

[crapfully]

I'll consider it. But first I've gotta find one of those cool hats.

[forwantofapartycannon]

I heard there's a perfectly good hat store in Canterlot.

[crapfully]

Excellent. I'll be on the next train there. To survey the goods!

[forwantofapartycannon]

Sounds great to me then!