Okay, well then, it can do everything that Jeeves can do with finances, except like, a billion times faster. And then I want you to imagine all the books you ever seen. Not read, dude, seen. All of those books could fit into one computer. And there's a function that's kind of like these scrolls. Except it's not a scroll, it's in the machine. It does like, almost everything you could want it to be.

Well, it kind of makes sense, doesn't it? Everyone's so... accepting. And happy. It's unreal! No one could possibly be as happy as these horses are on a daily basis. It's either drugs or everyone else is a robot.

There's more than one princess? I've only seen the big white one.