You're having me on. Really? By Jove, that sounds amazing! I knew they were getting everything sorted out so that you can get a home television, but that sounds almost impossible. And just the sort of thing my man Jeeves would be onto like hound on a fox. From what all of the other futuristic chappies have been telling me, the world a few decades or so on sounds about as peculiar as Equestria.

I don't see what being happy has to do with all that! Most of the ponies here just seem to have a sunny disposish. Nothing odd about that. I've always had one, too. Awfully glum times if you're looking for the cloud in every silver lining, what?

There are three, as far as I've been told: Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Twilight. Rather a theme, there. In any case, Princess Luna's in Canterlot. Princess Twilight lives here in Ponyville, but I haven't had the pleasure of making her acquaintance.