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[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, I just noticed that there are pegasii actually controlling the weather. Literally, they are moving clouds around to make it rain and things like that. That is so neat!

So can all horses do that? If I were to fly up there, could I kick the clouds away or make them shoot lightning? Because that would be the coolest thing.

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[buckleupforsafety]

And they'll OD on sugar if they get the munchies.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

And then we get to find out whether or not horses can develop type 2 diabetes.

[buckleupforsafety]

Do you think there's a horse Wilfred Brimley around to tell them how they can save money on their testing supplies?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Nah, that's not punny enough.

[buckleupforsafety]

Wilfred Hoofley?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

That just... does not work.

[buckleupforsafety]

Whatever. I don't even like horse puns anyway.

[At least he'll always have Trotsky.]

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

You just peaked. It's okay 24, you don't have to be embarrassed.

[buckleupforsafety]

I'm not embarrassed.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, you don't have to be pouty.

[buckleupforsafety]

Shut up.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Okay, okay. We won't talk about horse puns any more today.

[buckleupforsafety]

You can avoid them that long?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Yes.

[No.]

[buckleupforsafety]

OK. I'm holding you to that.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

[Good luck with that.]

Sure, whatever. You make it sound like it'll be difficult.

[buckleupforsafety]

For you. I know you won't be able to resist it if you think of one.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What would make you think I couldn't resist a pony pun?

[buckleupforsafety]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe knowing you at all.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I have gone all my life without making horse puns!

[buckleupforsafety]

But how many have you made since you had the chance?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I've had all my life to make horse puns!

[buckleupforsafety]

It's not the same and you know it.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

My point still stands. I've only been making horse puns for like, two months. Three at most.

[buckleupforsafety]

And now that you've started, you won't be able to stop.