Human once again(AKA I get to use my human reimu icons again/4th Wall Event Post) Action

[nekomikoreimu]

[Up at the shrine, a certain shrine maiden was enjoying being human again. And how does she enjoy that? Drinking tea and sweeping WITH HER HANDS! Watch out we got party animal here.

She also has been hitting the sake she has been saving up. So any visitor may spot a slightly tipsy Reimu, and may be offered a glass from the Miko herself.]

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[nekomikoreimu]

... As happy as I am that Marisa hasn't blown all of Gensokyo away, I cannot shurk my shrine maiden responsibilities.

[Reimu glances at the donation box. Yukari was right that was was getting more donations her, and Reimu hasn't gone to bed hungry for a long time. However, the laziness jab brings Reimu back to the conversation.]

How the heck am I lazy, when you sleep for 4 months of the year?

[phantasmgap]

Keeping the balance of Gensokyo is a demanding task, I'll have you know!

[A demanding task that she mostly delegates to Ran and Reimu, of course.]

Someone with such responsibilities deserves some downtime now and then.

[nekomikoreimu]

So tell me, how does trying to invade the moon, or weakening the magic boundary between Gensokyo and the Netherworld keep Gensokyo in balance?

[phantasmgap]

Without potential invasions of the moon, the moon will invade us. Or do you not remember that I assisted you in solving the false moon incident before the second invasion even happened?

[Argue the points you can argue, blatantly ignore the ones you can't. If directly confronted, Yukari can't really deny that the Saigyou Ayakashi incident was basically just a favor for her best friend.]

[nekomikoreimu]

When I was there, they seemed pretty content to just keep to themselves. And that was because of the rouge Princess, not the moon itself. Also, you barely helped.

[Admit Yukari was useful? She'd sooner go donate to the other shrine]

[phantasmgap]

Strange, my memory of the incident was that I did much of the work while the Hakurei maiden griped about wanting to go home.

[...And then there was the "trial of guts". Probably actually better to not talk about the false moon incident, in the long run.]

Regardless, it appears you find far more fellowship with these equines than your fellow human. Maybe when you return to Gensokyo properly, I should let you stay in that hooved form...

[nekomikoreimu]

If you dare I will make sure to make your extermination long and painful.

[danmakuboundary]

Oh, come on. Aside from the lack of hands, what's so different? I'm sure you still lay around all day and I doubt it's dulled your edge in extermination.

[nekomikoreimu]

Why don't you turn yourself into a horse and see if you like it.

[gap_nag]

[...Not like there was any problem with that - just a little bit of manipulation of the boundary between native and foreign... and just like that, it's as if she had lived in Equestria all along. Of course she's an alicorn.

It's mostly for show, given that her powers are strained here. A manipulation like this is a bit more draining than normal, and even though she looks like a princess, she wouldn't exactly be able to harness alicorn-styled magic.]

If you insist. That makes it rather hard to deliver the sake I was bringing as a shrine-warming gift, though...

[nekomikoreimu]

... Show off. And you would just use your magic horn to make the sake float over.