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mylittlejamjar2014-05-27 01:32 pm
badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-05-27 01:32 pm
Zetta, Evil Jerk [visual]
[Nothing keeps the Overlord down, not even a brief and frankly embarrassing stint as a moonbutt. So the scroll opens to him seated on his throne, hooves steepled and a wicked grin on his face.]
I remember how to do that dreamwalking spell. Some of you have interesting dreams indeed. Some of you dream about things that would be shameful... or that you'd like to be kept secret. [He arches his eyebrows dramatically on that word.] Interesting what you can find if you lurk on the fringes of a dream...
Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! But let's not say I'm being unfair and one-sided! I, Overlord Zetta, hereby am accepting bribes and payoffs to stay out of your dreams and witness none of your secret inner fantasy lives in all their sordid glory!
[He gestures to a large, open chest clearly labeled "EXTORTION FEES".] Coffers are empty, fill 'em up so I get too distracted with money and materialism to wander in the night!
[The scroll rolls up to the sounds of Zetta's wicked laughter. A moment later it unrolls to reveal the unicorn again.]
Oh, uh, all Lunas get a free pass. Professional courtesy.
I remember how to do that dreamwalking spell. Some of you have interesting dreams indeed. Some of you dream about things that would be shameful... or that you'd like to be kept secret. [He arches his eyebrows dramatically on that word.] Interesting what you can find if you lurk on the fringes of a dream...
Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! But let's not say I'm being unfair and one-sided! I, Overlord Zetta, hereby am accepting bribes and payoffs to stay out of your dreams and witness none of your secret inner fantasy lives in all their sordid glory!
[He gestures to a large, open chest clearly labeled "EXTORTION FEES".] Coffers are empty, fill 'em up so I get too distracted with money and materialism to wander in the night!
[The scroll rolls up to the sounds of Zetta's wicked laughter. A moment later it unrolls to reveal the unicorn again.]
Oh, uh, all Lunas get a free pass. Professional courtesy.