mylittlejamjar | Lyra's Monthly Transformation Skit

[Adjusting the "camera", Lyra grinned into it and nickered.] Experiment day, take two.

After perfecting the hands, I have come to the conclusion that I am now ready for a full body transformation! Bolstered with several devices borrowed from various ponies, and a lava lamp acting as a focus, I am ready. Ahem, here we go.

[Clearing her throat, she started to hover over the lava lamp as she turned down the fire fly lamps.]

Though I know I should be wary,
I still venture someplace scary!
Ghostly hauntings I turn loose!
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!

[A powerful wind blew into the rainy evening as it crackled and thundered, but when nothing happened, Lyra pouted and picked up the spell book she had written herself.]

... oh, that was the "Nightmare Night Ghost" spell. All right, lets try this again. Lets see... Disney transformations for dummies. Here we go.

[Horn glowing, a slow ribbon of magic wound around Lyra as she was encased in magic. It was a slow process and the cocoon grew larger and larger! From it, a hand burst free, green in color. Another hand burst free as the body rose into the air and she burst free. The fireflies escaped and a thunderous clap of lightning echoed.]

YES...YESSSSSSSS! I DID IT I DID IT! I...!

[Lyra looked down. Human-like torso, equine features, teats in the wrong place, pony lower half.

She turned herself into a centuar.]

... well... poot. Back to the drawing board. ... at least I have hands.

[And the mint-green centuar began to work on her book again...]

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Hey I was in the Gifted Unicorns school for a while, and I've been studying body transformation for a long time. I would have made it too if I didn't flunk my last test and learned polymorphism.

But hey.

Trixie suggests perhaps taking a little break from any activity that involves changing your appearance. At least for a little while.

Awww... but fine, if it's for you, then I'll do it. I'll withhold from doing this for a while if it worries you that much.

'Tis not that Trixie is worried, she just wishes life to remain as sane as possible.

Trixie. Our world doesn't make sense. Why should life?

Nonsense! Everywhere you look, there's nothing but sense! Besides, if nothing made sense, then why would Trixie take care to have her stories follow logic?

Yeah, that's what it wants you to think.

"It"? And pray tell, just what exactly is this "it"?

[Yep, she's still not getting it.]

The world! It totally wants you to believe it's nice and sane and WHAM. It drops a human in your lap or something like that.

...Look, the world may have it's ups and downs, but Trixie's never seen it always be as crazy as you think it is. Just Ponyville.

Really? You're sure about that?

If Trixie was naught at full reassurance over her own words, she would not say them to begin with!

Well all right. I'm sure I can find weird stuff though.

Trixie spanned her journey all across Equestria and beyond, even to Griffaltar and the moon itself! She highly doubts you'd be able to find what Trixie hath already seen!

Hmm maybe you're right. But then again, weird stuff comes to us more often.

And thus comes to the conclusion: 'Tis only Ponyville! But a small fraction of the world at large!

[Trixie does a haughty bow.]

But! It has to come from somewhere. OUTSIDE Ponyville. Didn't think of that, didja?

...No, it doesn't. Trixie demands you to prove why it does!

Well think about it. Everypony here moved here at some point in their life, and/or pulled up roots to come live here. Thus being said, Ponyville absorbed all the weirdness.

Trixie has not set hoof inside the confines of this crazy backwater town to take residence within it, but to entertain it with her amazing feats of magic. She is sure many an other individual has never even set hoof within Ponyville, either.

Yeah I guess I'll admit to that. But this isn't so bad, being the weirdness capital of the place.

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