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Dame Rarity ([personal profile] weaponizedgems) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-06-16 08:44 pm

9th Gem [Voice: Private to Zetta.]

Zetta.

A word.

Now.

[Rarity's not leaving any room for argument and does not seem to be happy in the slightest.]
badassfreakingoverlord: (dull surprise)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Zetta's at least going to pop on the imaging.]

...What's up?
badassfreakingoverlord: (recoil in horror!)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Zetta sighs, glances around, triple-checks the privacy settings on the scroll, then leans in.]

Look, I'm going to tell you something you absolutely positively can't tell anyone else, okay?
badassfreakingoverlord: (determined)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
...that was actually me being a decent pony.

You've probably noticed this already, but the Twilight Sparkle from Mayfield is one of a very, very few ponies I like and respect. But considering the time I've spent with her, and the fact that I, an evil demon bent on Equestria's conquest, have taken her in as a pupil... her own issues were going to become a problem before too long.

I brought them out early in a way that'd satisfy her, and before she had another depressive fit or crisis of self-esteem and had a breakdown somewhere it'd be a lot harder for people to get to her.
badassfreakingoverlord: (looking at you)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
That Twilight wasn't this one. This one would never turn to evil. She has already been pushed to her limit, and passed the test. I, a demon and an Overlord, know that.

And she especially wouldn't turn to evil when the first evil act she tried would be to push Fluttershy in a pond. I didn't suggest that by coincidence, you know.
badassfreakingoverlord: (thoughtful frown)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I picked her because it's established that pushing her into a pond is evil! It had to be something that was established evil, but also something that Twilight could never do. Or at the very least, do and them immediately regret, and then realize she couldn't be evil.

If it was for Twilight's own good, Fluttershy would have forgiven her. Or at least, that's the kind of thing ponies have been telling me about friendship since I got here. Am I wrong?

[Zetta didn't believe in friendship or any of that crap! But he sure believed THEY believed it.]

You're making my point for me, Rarity. Ponies can snap under the right circumstances. I saw what happened when she got pushed too far the last time, she got possessed by Nightmare Moon! I did what I did before all that doubt could build up inside her. The more time that passed, the bigger the problem would have been. I let the pressure out before it could build up to an explosion!
badassfreakingoverlord: (determined)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Then what would you suggest? Just telling her she's not evil, that she couldn't ever be evil? Words don't work like that, Rarity. There's always room to doubt what someone else tells you. She needed absolute proof, something she couldn't question. It needed to come from within her.
badassfreakingoverlord: (looking at you)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-17 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
She wouldn't have, Rarity. This Twilight wouldn't have. I'll swear that on my title of Overlord. [Which, considering how seriously he takes that title, is one hell of a vow indeed.]

As weird as it is to say, I know her well enough to know that. Probably better than you, since I've been here longer. And there isn't anyone else I would try something like that on... you know, to actually cause them to realize they're evil. No promises on actually trying to turn ponies to evil.
badassfreakingoverlord: (adrift in a sea of nothing)

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[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2014-06-19 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Around here, it's pretty much a waste of time anyway. This is as sweet and syrupy a place as any I've been. [Zetta heaves a dramatic sigh to clearly express how burdened he is with his presence in this non-evil world.] I might as well try to turn birds aquatic.