Visual

[hattrickery]

When the scroll turns on, it shows Hayate, sitting in her cloud shack and looking thoughtful, her wings rustling in contemplation.

"So, uh...today I realized something. It's been eight months since I showed up here, you know? And in all that time, I haven't died once. This is the longest I've ever gone without getting killed!"

Her wings shudder briefly before fully extending.

"It's actually kind of weird, really, and I'm not sure how to deal with it. Like, what if I get out of the habit? I mean...I'd have to relearn how to fight and everything! So, uh...anyone got any good tips? Where can a girl go to get killed around here?"

...uh-huh.

Comments

[toosmarttodie]

What were you saying? Cause I think I'm doing that right this instant.

[hattrickery]

"Awesome! After you finish, can I try it out?"

[toosmarttodie]

Yeah, do whatever you want with it. But you're paying me, right? Cause I don't do this stuff for free.

[hattrickery]

"Of course! Ooo, if you want I can help you think of new weapons?"

[toosmarttodie]

Ooooor you can lend me a shooting range.

[hattrickery]

Pause for thought.

"I think I can swing that, yeah!"

[toosmarttodie]

Then I can swing you a gun--not literally.