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mylittlejamjar2014-06-23 01:09 pm
badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-06-23 01:09 pm
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We Went To the Land Of the Ice and Snow
[The scroll flickers on to show nothing but white. Distantly, beneath a blowing wind, the sounds of whirling propellers and hard work press faintly through. Then crunching -- the unmistakable sound of hooves compressing snow.]
Aww, crap.
[The viewpoint jerks up to reveal the Overlord, snow spotting his coat but not his fiery mane, as he stands in the midst of a swirling blizzard. In the distance, barely visible, his minion horde marches off the airship he'd long ago stolen for Talk Like A Pirate Day and... neglected to return.]
Who the hell designs a magic scroll that's so easy to accidentally turn on?
Hmph. Looks like the cat's out of the bag. [Smirking, the Overlord sweeps a hoof out as he turns the scroll to reveal great mounds of snow lumping up across an otherwise featureless plain. Closer inspection shows that these lumps are in fact ruins, crumbled buildings in various states of decay.]
Stalliongrad. The site of an ancient battle between ponies and windigos, and if Princess Celestia's dreams are anything to go on, the Frozen Fire of Friendship just might be here somewhere. Once I find it, I'll have all the power of ice and snow that the windigos have... and then Equestria will either be mine, or a frozen hell of ponies in ice blocks, trapped and wishing their Princesses had surrendered instead of condemning them! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
[Zetta flicks his tail at the scroll as he turns to match towards the ruins, shutting it off.]
Aww, crap.
[The viewpoint jerks up to reveal the Overlord, snow spotting his coat but not his fiery mane, as he stands in the midst of a swirling blizzard. In the distance, barely visible, his minion horde marches off the airship he'd long ago stolen for Talk Like A Pirate Day and... neglected to return.]
Who the hell designs a magic scroll that's so easy to accidentally turn on?
Hmph. Looks like the cat's out of the bag. [Smirking, the Overlord sweeps a hoof out as he turns the scroll to reveal great mounds of snow lumping up across an otherwise featureless plain. Closer inspection shows that these lumps are in fact ruins, crumbled buildings in various states of decay.]
Stalliongrad. The site of an ancient battle between ponies and windigos, and if Princess Celestia's dreams are anything to go on, the Frozen Fire of Friendship just might be here somewhere. Once I find it, I'll have all the power of ice and snow that the windigos have... and then Equestria will either be mine, or a frozen hell of ponies in ice blocks, trapped and wishing their Princesses had surrendered instead of condemning them! Hyaaa ha ha ha ha!
[Zetta flicks his tail at the scroll as he turns to match towards the ruins, shutting it off.]
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[Right? What do you even DO when you find a guy who's talking about your skirt? Tatsuki never told her that part!]
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So... do... all the healers in your world have to do fanservice, too?
[WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE WEIRD GUY BACK HOME IN 4TH DIVISION?! IN A THONG???]
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[Their meanings have completely crossed, because 'healer' is a female sprite in Makai Kingdom, but also a fairly chaste one.]