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[kingofthetvworld]

[Get off the scroll, Teddie.]

I need five hundred dresses!

[Yes, five hundred.

...And that's it. He rolls up the scroll just as fast as he appeared on it, just to scream that at anyone who's willing to listen. Well... okay then.]

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

Why?

[Son water yu doin?]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something magical.]

For my top secret special project I'm working on, but of course.

[gigglesnortpriestess]

[You need help.]

And dresses have to do with this how?

[kingofthetvworld]

If I told you, Yuki-chan, it wouldn't be a secret~

[Not just any secret, either. It's top secret. The secret that sits on top of every other secret.]

[mistweaver]

[Yes, now she is curious.]

Dresses? Whatever for?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Why would anyone be curious, this is a very reasonable demand to scream at the whole town.]

One for wearing and 499 as backups. I did the math and that's exactly the amount I'll need to last me a life time.

[mistweaver]

Is it a copy of the same dress, then? Or do you need different dresses?

[And yet this makes no sense to her--or as much sense as someone dancing in their underpants on a mailbox. And Azeroth had plenty of that going on, so...]

I know there are a number of reputable tailors in town, at least...

[kingofthetvworld]

That's a good question, I didn't even consider it when I did my high tech super complicated equation...

[This puts a damper on everything, doesn't it?]

I'll also need matching dresses for Kamui... So in that case, two thousand dresses! How many lizards would that be?

[Reputable, Teddie, not reptile...]

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[ponymechanic]

[Okay, he's taking a risk by answering, but hopefully Teddie's forgotten about that incident as "Maria Robotnic". Or at the very least it would be a "he said, he said" thing.]

Why?

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[kingofthetvworld]

WHY NOT?????

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[ponymechanic]

I was asking why because I was curious.

[So far so good.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

CURIOUS OR JEALOUS I CAN PULL OFF 500 DRESSES????

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[prissyhooves]

That depends on weither you want them hoof stitched or store bought.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Definitely the hoofy one. As you can see, my beautiful and unique body shape leaves many stores without anything in my bearticular size...

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[prissyhooves]

Then you do realize how much it will cost you for that many outfits, correct?

[She may be the element of Generosity but even hers is limited.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[...

...No, he doesn't.]

Coooouuuld I get a guesstimate?

[kuukai]

[ Kyouko's sitting eating when she flips on her scroll. Only half paying attention. ]

Can't help ya, only got the one. Try somewhere else.

Like, ya know, a dressmaker.

[kingofthetvworld]

Yes, that's exactly who I was trying to get in contact with!

[He was just...in a hurry and threw in the fastest scroll visual he ever made.]

And I actually got one, too! Never let anyone tell you Teddie can't get things done.

[kuukai]

[ ... Huh. She hadn't expected that to work. ]

Well, ya might also try Coco. I had her cutie mark for a while. Sucked.

[strawberryredgrave]

Thinking about putting on a fashion show?

[kingofthetvworld]

Not exactly, you see-

[Oh. That's another dragon. How many of these things are there?]

GAAAAH!!

[strawberryredgrave]

(Ah crap, not this again.)

...Let me guess: it's the dragon thing.

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[thepoweroflove]

... Where are you even going to get that many dresses?

[Do that many dresses even exist in the world?]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Yes, yes they do.]

The store, Marty. Gosh.

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[thepoweroflove]

Are there any stores around here that even sell that many dresses? Most native people here are naked anyway.