Two Other Ones Bite The Dust [Backdated to the 11th]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The scroll opens by showing Mayfield Twilight and Dame Rarity's faces -- both of whom show no signs of consciousness. No obvious injuries, of course, but the Overlord takes particular delight in tilting the scroll back to reveal his hooves holding them down, one planted between each unicorn's shoulders.]

[When the scroll image finally reaches his face, Zetta is nothing but confidence behind one broad smirk.]

So much for how easily I'll fall. There's two of your best defeated, Equestria, and I think I'm going to hold on to these two for a while. After all, I do have a... special interest in them.

Anyone else want to add their name to the list? Of course, I like these two. I might not be so merciful to anyone I don't.

Comments

[thedoctorsmate]

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Don't even play that game.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm not the one playing the game! I say what I mean! It's YOU I don't trust to start playing semantics!

[thedoctorsmate]

Let's put it this way: If it involves thinking with anything below the belt, it's improper.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...They're of special interest to me because I've been teaching Twilight and dating Dame Rarity and I want them to be on hand when I transform this world.

What the hell were you thinking?

[thedoctorsmate]

That you're a pig. Like most evil cartoon villains.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Look, even if it was what I was going to do, which it isn't, there's a huge difference between dressing someone up in an embarrassingly sexy outfit and then actually DOING anything about it.

[thedoctorsmate]

Oh, so it's all right to degrade women if it's fan service. Glad we cleared that up.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I wasn't being gender-specific there! I knew an Overlord once with an array of defeated heroes who all had to wear G-strings and bow-ties only, with mandatory oiling!

[thedoctorsmate]

Yeah, sure. Would you do that? Oil up the boy heroes you've caught and put them into skimpy outfits?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I wouldn't bang a dude either, but being straight doesn't make me a misogynist!

[thedoctorsmate]

Using the excuse that 'other overlords' do something degrading to men doesn't make what you want to do to girls any less disgusting and misogynistic.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I already said I wasn't going to do that!

[thedoctorsmate]

You don't seem to have a problem with it, though!

[bluesuit_hoofy]

She does have a point!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

They're already freaking naked! What's clothing gonna do that isn't already being done?!

[thedoctorsmate]

Help you get your jollies, apparently.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...You're just being contrary. What is this plan, annoy me enough and I'll go away?

[thedoctorsmate]

Yeah, not really sorry about being contrary when you start off a conversation acting like a lech, Carl. [So that's probably as yes.]