"She showed up during the dream problem - I ran into her, but at the time I thought she was just part of the dream. She made a scroll post today; apparently she arrived and immediately fell into a coma."
Which is just completely ridiculous, but that's normal. Anyway! Time to continue critiquing this poorly-written letter!
"And this is basically doomed to failure; it's not like our existence is a secret or anything - even if everyone who gets these letters actually...decides it's a good idea to follow mysterious, unexplained instructions from an anonymous sender, there are enough of us around that I've heard the townsponies refer to us as 'the magical girl brigade'."
Mako clicks her tongue a few times.
"This is tremendously ill-thought out; this kind of sloppy work offends me on a professional level. Whoever sent this is incredibly bad at communicating clearly, most likely."
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Which is just completely ridiculous, but that's normal. Anyway! Time to continue critiquing this poorly-written letter!
"And this is basically doomed to failure; it's not like our existence is a secret or anything - even if everyone who gets these letters actually...decides it's a good idea to follow mysterious, unexplained instructions from an anonymous sender, there are enough of us around that I've heard the townsponies refer to us as 'the magical girl brigade'."
Mako clicks her tongue a few times.
"This is tremendously ill-thought out; this kind of sloppy work offends me on a professional level. Whoever sent this is incredibly bad at communicating clearly, most likely."
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