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Princess Celestia ([personal profile] solequus) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-06-30 06:30 pm

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[HEY. HEY. LOOK EVERYONE.

Pony zombies. No, really. One earth pony, one unicorn. And judging by the lighting, wherever it is, its rather dark. And lava-y, what with the lava flows overhead in the rocks and in the wall behind them. The only things that can be seen behind the skeletal creatures are a fern, nicely shaped into a poodle; a nondescript box; and a shelf of books with the words '9001-????' engraved onto the side.

Apparently, someone's scroll ended up tacked to...wherever this is a volcano? Or and one of these creatures turned it on. And are now sniffing it. And speaking to each other in...well... listen for yourselves.]


"Yogurt yogurt?"
"Yo yo gurtyo"
"Guuuurrrrrrt..."
"Yooooguuuurrrrrt..."

[Oh, and behind them the box suddenly starts to veeeeery slowly slide offscreen. Sadly, it bumps into the bookshelf, which causes the two zombies to turn around with a shocked "YOGUUUURT!?"

And thus they charge the box, letting out a loud, alarm-like shriek no doubt designed to bring others like them into the room. A white hoof shoots out of the top of the box, smacking them both back away.

And then, like a bullet, out comes a suspicious alicorn shape, clad in a white ninja tunic.

Cue the fight music.

Several lightning fast bucks and kicks (and a few bolts of actual lightning), both skeletons are a pile of bones. And that is when the pony ninja sees the scroll.]


Ah! There's my scroll!

[And with that, Celestia floats the paper over to her.]

I figured I'd find it again sooner or later. Anyhow, I do apologize, my little ponies, for being so silent these past few...weeks? Its hard to tell how much time has passed without seeing the sun. Especially down in this part of the library! I completely forgot how deep this could-

[A suddenly chorus of "yooooguuuuuuurts" echo behind her. She turns, seeing a giant cadre of skeleton pony zombies, of various types, staring at her, tongue spurs instantly out and licking their lips.]

Hmm. Hold that thought.

[Cue the fight music!]
magicalrealist: (That doesn't make sense!)

[personal profile] magicalrealist 2013-07-03 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I see...I guess that's an inquiry for another time.

Is there anything I can help with while you're still exploring?