First Day on the Schoolyard - Visual

[tsunpony]

So.

First week at Canterlot Academy... where exactly in the dumb school spectrum is "incredibly hot nerd girl" anyhow? Because that's what the "Mean girls" labeled me as. I already got a couple of date offers.

This is totally what I needed on my first week of high school: Classism.

I'm going to be bucking trees for a while to simmer my rage on being called babe for the first time.

Comments

[tsunpony]

Papa no. You don't need to kill anyone. I can deal with some mean girls. And some rude guys too.

[sumofallreds]

Oh no...this is for when they show up at the door if you manage to find anyone acceptable. I think I have a duty in this case...

Or both. I won't say...

[tsunpony]

Oh. Oh right yeah you do have that duty. I forgot. I haven't been on a date in, well, ever.

[sumofallreds]

Just remember that then. And don't warn them. It's more fun that way. Besides...you might get a laugh.

[tsunpony]

Right. I'll make sure to keep them in the dark.

[sumofallreds]

That's my girl.

And if you don't like what the girls are sayin'...just put a hoof in their face.

[tsunpony]

Yeah, papa I'd get in a lot of trouble for fighting like that. The school is really picky about their image at times. Not that it hasn't had its share of incidents but still.

[sumofallreds]

Then don't get caught. Or pull a prank. Some kind of payback is in order.

[tsunpony]

Pranks would probably more suitable. Especially since fighting too many times can get me thrown out of the school. Don't really want a black mark on the people who signed for me.

[sumofallreds]

Yeah...I suppose. Don't want an angry mob stringin' me up.

[tsunpony]

Naw, you'd hide on the ship if they ever came after you.

In pony-brazil.

[sumofallreds]

I could work on my tan.

[tsunpony]

That's true. You'd get a nice one there.