[Visual]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's been a real lack of bear lately, and what better time for a bearunion than during a bearmergency. In this case, it comes in the form of what looks like Kyouko yawning obnoxiously over the scroll. Someone was having a nap, if the bedhead is anything to go by. Topped with an adorable turtle, no less!

Although maybe not as obvious as, say, someone freaking out, anyone with any sense might figure this isn't Kyouko at all. It's just Teddie, scratching his temporarily new hair and bearly barely able to keep his eyes open.]

I think I need a haircut. [He yawns again, not all that bothered by the fact that his hair grew so much in one night. It's an easy fix, after all.] Anybody out there wanna help me out?

[Although this red bear sounds like Kyouko, they sure aren't pronouncing words like she does.]

Comments

[kingofthetvworld]

Why the heck would I do that? Then I'd miss out on all the free candy!

[He isn't a very good Kyouko...]

And I think Bon-chan would get all mad after I ate that order...

[In fact, he's terrible.]

[aheroofjustice]

...Yeah, something's up. You're not Kyouko, are you?

(She's not that naive even if her grades are lower than Madoka's.)

[kingofthetvworld]

[Found out so soon?! Red!Teddie's jaw drops at the accusation.]

I...I am ALL the Kyo-chans! Honest!

[aheroofjustice]

Kyouko doesn't refer to herself as 'chan.'

(Or maybe she does in private, she's not too sure lately.)

And the way you talk's much different than the way she normally does.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, time to cover his tracks...]

S-shut up!

[Perfect.]

Oh, that was rude... Sorry...

[aheroofjustice]

...Yep. You're not Kyouko. She wouldn't apologize. At least, not like that. She hasn't changed that much.

(An argument could've started if the apology hadn't come right away.)

So, do I know you and how'd you get in Kyouko's body?

[kingofthetvworld]

Nngh, no fair! And I was trying so hard, too.

[His paws run down his face as he groans, clearly frustrated by his own poor acting skills.]

Okay, fine, you got me. I'm just Teddie.

[aheroofjustice]

Eh, you did your best! I'm sure Kyouko could give you a few pointers...

(Doubtful. Sayaka's sure not even she could pull off being Kyouko.)

Any clues on how this happened? And if you're in her body, is Kyouko in yours?

[kingofthetvworld]

Not a clue!

[Which is at least true, he really has no idea how this happened.]

And how did you know?! Man, you're real good at this stuff. You must've done this bearfore...