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[kingofthetvworld]

[There's been a real lack of bear lately, and what better time for a bearunion than during a bearmergency. In this case, it comes in the form of what looks like Kyouko yawning obnoxiously over the scroll. Someone was having a nap, if the bedhead is anything to go by. Topped with an adorable turtle, no less!

Although maybe not as obvious as, say, someone freaking out, anyone with any sense might figure this isn't Kyouko at all. It's just Teddie, scratching his temporarily new hair and bearly barely able to keep his eyes open.]

I think I need a haircut. [He yawns again, not all that bothered by the fact that his hair grew so much in one night. It's an easy fix, after all.] Anybody out there wanna help me out?

[Although this red bear sounds like Kyouko, they sure aren't pronouncing words like she does.]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[HISS]

I said yes I have objections! I HAVE OBJECTIONS!!

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[toosmarttodie]

I thought you meant 'yes, I'll do it.'

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[kingofthetvworld]

That is the last thing I meant and you know it!!

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[toosmarttodie]

Sorry, if you wanted someone to get what you meant, you missed Rung by several months.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[A low growl rumbles in his throat.]

I'm gonna miss you in a second, bub...

[You know, whatever that means.]

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[toosmarttodie]

...was that a threat? Are you threatening me?

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Again, he finds he actually has to think about it.]


...Yes?

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[toosmarttodie]

...I have a gun.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Oh yeah?! Well I have my...

[Wait for it.]

...bear hands.

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[toosmarttodie]

Well yes, you aren't wearing gloves.

What does that have to do with anything?

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[kuukai]

[ Okay, she's taking this over before her body snatcher of a boyfriend gets them into any more trouble. A white bear pops up on the screen.

Compliments the red. Never let it be said the bears here don't know good design sense. ]

Hey. Uh... he- she's an idiot, don' take it personally.

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[kingofthetvworld]

AUGH, so rude!

[Seeing himself pop up throws him off for a second, it takes him a bit to remember that's actually Kyouko.]

He was gonna laser off your hair, Kyo-chan, I couldn't just let him get away with it! I was defending your hair's honor.



...I MEAN MY HAIR'S HONOR!

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[kuukai]

[ Wow they are so good at impersonating each other. ]

Well, yer- yer hair's not gonna be yer hair furever!!

[ SO. GOOD. ]

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[toosmarttodie]

Well that's what I was hoping to bank on.

...though you both look the same in intelligence, if I may be frank.

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[kuukai]

We're both bears. Whadja expect?

[ Not gonna rise to the bait this time. ]

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[toosmarttodie]

Not much because you're bea--OH THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT.

Bear hands. Funny. Haha.

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[kuukai]

Ha! Yeah. We do that.

Yer really dragon yer feet comin' up with jokes. [ ... Kyouko. ]

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[toosmarttodie]

Oh no no no you're not pulling me into a pun fest.

I'd rather listen to Swerve talk.

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[kuukai]

Why, beclaws ya can't compete?

[ Only making it better. ]

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[toosmarttodie]

I'd rather not suffer punitive damages and become a pundit.

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[kuukai]

Well, joke's on you cause...

[ Uh. ] Horseapples.

Dammit.

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[toosmarttodie]

Horseapples to you too.