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16 Wreckadox [Visual locked from the Real Cameron]

[Oh hey, here's Cameron, nothing odd or weird about that. You probably can't get a good look at him at first, because he just seems to be struggling to keep the scroll open with his hooves and cursing to himself.]

Dammit, how does anyone even do anything with these things...?

[Ah! There it is! Okay what screamy thing is Cameron going to talk about today?]

Okay, so I just wanted to let you guy know, if you see a guy who looks like me- I mean Marty- going around trying to convince everyone that he's actually him, don't listen to them. For some reason Cameron decided that the only way to be cool is to try to live someone else's life.

[He almost feels sorry for doing this to Cameron, but like hell Cameron's going to completely ruin his reputation by trying to be cool.]

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[Dammit he seriously didn't think about that.]

I mean someone else! If I was really Cameron and just faking it, I wouldn't have just started by claiming that "the real me" was a fake.

[At least... he hopes.]

Except that's exactly what a changeling would do to try to confuse someone. Haven't you ever read those novels where there's a changeling trying to kill the original and their special somepony ends up with a gun and she has to figure out which one is the real pony and which one's the impostor?

Look, kid. If you wanna be someone else during this mess, go ahead. It's th'perfect excuse, after all. Just don't try t'get anyone else hurt doin' it, okay? That's kind of a jerk move.

C'mon, just look at that scroll post the "real Marty" made! I sure you know enough about me that I don't act anything like that!

[Sorry he's freaking out a little. This is the exact opposite of what he wanted.]

I dunno... you're both kinda whiners. I dunno if I could tell you apart normally.

[Now she's just screwing with him.]

[He honestly doesn't mind that Flare outright said that he whines a lot; Marty just wants her to believe him.]

He's not even whining right now though! He's trying to be a huge asshole!